#woolang

It’s about to be gay as fuck. Go grab a snack and a drink cuz this might be a long one 🥴

SteveTony/Stony: The main one of course. I don’t have to explain why.

Cherik: Lowkey paved the way for gay angst like Stony.

BuckyTony/Winteriron: Wasn’t hooked on it at first until I read their fics. We were robbed as usual 🙄

Stuckony: Kinda ironic considering I don’t ship Stucky but I love tf out of this. Idk 😂

SamBucky: Literally marriage material. I was hooked instantly.

RhodeyTony/Iron Husbands: Don’t really ship them as much as the others but it’s still cute nonetheless.

AgentAnt/WooLang: Jimmy Woo deserved a boyfriend. And that is Scott MF Lang. Honestly had more chemistry with Woo than Hope imo 🤷🏾‍♀️

ClintCoulson/Shield Husbands: Really wished we had a scene with those two but that’s never stopped me before.

Spideypool: Andrew Garfield Spider-Man though. Just to be clear…

ThorQuill: Two totally jacked space gods with daddy issues and dead mothers? Yeah sign me up. Also their scenes in IW/EG>>>

FrostStrange: I pray to God that the MCU would provide us with some material with my magic boys but knowing them…

HawkAnt: Shipped them as a joke at first…I don’t think it’s a joke anymore 💀 also they would be very fucking chaotic together I’m not ready

ThorBruce: Ragnorok is all I have to say.

Hulkeye: Never was a big fan of Brutasha/Clintasha so idk where the hell this came from. I don’t think they ever really had a scene together either of you don’t count the hammer scene from AoU 😭But the more I thought about it, the more adorable they came to be. Especially if Deaf!Clint was involved. Also why do I ship Clint with so many people? 😭

PowerFist: Netflix screwed me over big time. I’m still not over it. Hopefully they’ll get introduced in the MCU. Hopefully…

Fratt: Same as the previous one. Still mad. Also they kind of remind me of Butcher and Hughie from The Boys.

Halex/McSummers: The Hulkeye parallels are so insane to me. Hank deserved better than Raven tbh.

SilverCyclops: Same thing as HawkAnt. Those idiots would be so cute and so chaotic.

Scott, pulling out an 8-heart card: is this your card?

Scott:Haha, yeah fuck the FBI.

*2 days later*

Scott: Hey guess who I hooked up with last night?

Hope: who?

Scott: Jimmy. Woo.

Hope: …WHAT?!?

Scott: You said fuck the… you didn’t mean literally.

Jimmy: I love you <3

Scott: Heheh, love you moreee <33

Jimmy: Daww, but i love you morree

Scott: Aw hush, i love you more than anything my sweet sugar

Jimmy: Yeah well i love you more than the amount of stars in the galaxy <333

Scott: Well i-

Jimmy Woo and Scott Lang have MAJOR Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej vibes.

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