#wonderments

HOWEVER.

Winick said fuck that, it was so Jason at the time and you can't stop me from making that canon, and sure enough, when this is explained in Under the Hood and we see him noping off to his hidey-hole, he has the white streak. He does not, however, have it during the main storyline. (Maybe it wasn't working with his Robin Bangs, I dunno.)

Two possible explanations stick out.

A) He did have one and it wore off. Unlikely; he doesn't have it in Lost Days at any time whatsoever, but maybe he was dyeing it. Or it came in later.

B) He dyed the white in, for the Supernatural Aesthetic, and Talia either helped so he wouldn't bleach the fuck out of his whole head OR threw up her hands and bailed because in the grand scheme of things, this is not a battle worth waging.

Next time when I look at the moon,

I would be looking at Monsieur Bezoz?

Would he want to repaint the moon ,

And that ever- loved celestial being

Would it soon resemble a pop art?

Next time I see the moon,

I will thank her,

For all the poems it had inspired,

Some souvenir to go by.

BUT.

I've heard this joke so many times that I wonder what it was like to hear it for the first time. Like... would it have actually been amusing had I not heard it a million times before?