#wolvercote

Godstow Abbey, Wolvercote, Oxford.

Wolvercote Common in Oxford appeared to be mainly under water 💦 Still beautiful.

“My Brexit priority is regaining control of our waters from the wasteful, inefficient, and anti-British Common Fisheries Policy. I mean look, this pond for example was teeming with fish until the EU stuck their noses in. My Remain-voting human slave had the cheek to say it was all my own fault for eating them, when it’s plainly down to those clowns in Brussels. Quisling”.

“You’re still on for helping me out at the allotment tomorrow though, right Jeremy? You’re not doing anything important? Jeremy?”

“I don’t want to come over as selfish but the parties seem to be in a bidding war for who will build most houses and, well, I already have a house I like, as you can see rather a nice one, and I moved to a village to get away from the overcrowded city. So if this election means building a load of grim little flats all around my precious green spaces, you can count me out”.

“All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost.“ ~The Fellowship of the Ring. Thank you for so much, Tolkien. #literature #tolkien #wolvercote #oxford #inklings #lordoftherings #wandering #wanderer #travel #jrrtolkien (at Wolvercote Cemetery) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEG6yRXDf8Z/?igshid=1jsbgtorrro5u

"Hey you're always making such a big deal of that three legged cat. Look at me, I've got five legs". "You do not, that's just a trick of the, erm, OK how are you doing that and how is it comfortable? I don't think cats are supposed to have working elbows". "Told you. Fancy legs. Five of them. My great grandmother was an octupus". "Really?" "Well, she ate an octopus".

#Thetroutinn #Wolvercote #Oxford #Gammonandchips