#wolfs-toeter

 I got tagged by @istj-hedonist, thanks a lot, mama!

Which stereotypes describe you better: those of your enneagram or your mbti type?

Definitely enneagram! I find the INFP enneagram totally off. This whiny, dreamy fluffle of bullshit, I can’t handle that. Especially if I’m not under stress, I could be mistaken for an ESTJ quite easily. But my enneagram (4w5 is my core type, 459 my tritype) fits me really extremely well. I’m extremely focussed on being my authentic self, on learning more about myself and learning in general (I’d consider myself naturally curious) and also peace- seeking (not necessarily harmony- seeking. If I can achieve my inner peace by breaking the harmony, I’ll do that in a heartbeat, noticed that when working with annoying white teenage boys).

About what topic would you write and publish a book (say you’d have both talent and patience for it)?

MBTI, lol. No, but I’d probably choose a topic about mental health/stigmatization within our society. Probably eating disorders/depression/schizophrenia.

Favourite comfort food?

Chocolate. The good one. (And pizza. I dig pizza, really)

Your weapon of choice in an rpg?

A sword, I’d say. (or a baseball bat, as I got one gifted IRL because it would be my weapon as a magical girl, right @istj-hedonist and @thia ? )

Which song is currently stuck in your head?

Bad Romance by LadyGaga. I love re- discovering old stuff!

I want your love And I want your revenge I want your love I don't wanna be friends

If you could change anything about your appearance without pain or having to pay for it, what would it be?

Does „everything“ count? I would give myself a more defined jawline. And I’d like a more symmetric, nice smile with whiter teeth. And a smaller nose. And better eyebrows. And slightly bigger breasts, a slightly smaller waist, a better defined butt, nicer legs. Stronger nails, longer hair. Not that I notice any flaws on my body ahahaha ha ha ha ha.

What shall happen with your body after you die? How/where do you want to be buried?

I don’t really care for that, as long as I get buried in a place where people can visit me. Form e, there is nothing after death, so both the ceremony as also the place are more for the people left behind. I want them to have a place of comfort, where they can visit me. I’ll be fine.

In a relationship is it better to be the one to be the one who loves more or the one who loves less?

Hard to tell. I think I would prefer to be the one who loves more, because I wouldn’t be able to handle to love less; I’d instantly doubt our relationship and assume that if he loves me more, I could find someone that I can love even more. At the same time, he’d still need to be able to really reassure me that he loves me, because otherwise I’d be super depressed about being loved less.

What is the worst trait you can get called as an insult? And the best compliment?

Worst insult: „Not determined“ or simply „unskilled“, „not trying hard enough“. Best compliment: „Lovely to be around“ „always improving, always moving“ „an interesting character“ „hard- working“

Capitalism or Socialism?

Socialism.

Choose two, two for yourself and another two if you have a partner or are looking for one:

For myself: Emotionally stable, good looking.

For my partner: Emotionally stable, intelligent.

  Okay, now I have to tag people and write questions. My questions:

 1)      If you were to be the dictator oft he world, on which simple rules would your dictatorship be based on?

2)      Would you rather spend a month without internet, or without any human contact?

3)      Would you rather get to know your ancestors, or your descendants?

4)      Excluding sex and food, what ist he best physical pleasure?

5)      What would you attempt if you knew you couldn’t fail?

6)      What would you prefer: A year of summer or a year of winter?

7)      When you have a shitty day, what do you do to lift your mood?

8)      If you could choose the order of your mbti functions freely, would you change them? How?

9)      What’s a pet peeve of yours?

10)   If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose and why?

11)   When have you surprised yourself the most?

Is it cheese man? It’s cheese man right ? I love him so much

isn’t amoz, like, the name of a demon in Sandman or something?

Apples for A, apples are where it’s at. I was just having this conversation this morning, like, apples taste sweet and are easy to pack/eat, don’t leave much of a mess. they’re perfect. 

Movies for M. self-explanatory.

The Olivia Tremor Control for O–they’re the best psych pop band you’ve never heard of and the true and secret heirs to the Beatles legacy. 

CRY WITH ME FRIEND I’ve watched it 4 times and I keep bawling my eyes out

I watched this is us the other day because I was procrastinating and then i also listened to steal my girl all day, this is how far it’s ginr with me ( not to mention that i started looking at fic recs, oh lord what have you done )

Also(sry for barging in on this)make sure to trust your guts/let people know stuff, like, I can’t deal with many people and clubs/bad air when I’m on it so last time we just ended up taking a 9(!) hour walk through the city, which was brilliant hah

chewing gum chewing gum lots and lots of chewing gum :)

Dear lord when you do find a fic like that let the world know because the main reason (= the only reason who am I even kidding ) why I’m watching hemlock grove is bleeding/smoking roman godfrey. Huhuhuhu praise blood and pretty faces

YOU MEAN AO3 ISn'T CRAWLING WITH THEM