The Pros and Cons of Wolfcuts
Pros:
Cool
FLUFFY
Dont have to shower for 2 hours
Light and whooshy
very fun in wind
yipee meme
Shake hair out like dog
Nice swoops
dont have to detangle for thirty minutes every morning
very fun to hear the snip snip when getting it done
It just looks nice like what a vibe yknow??
Friends think it looks epic
Personally I think it’s more aesthetic than waist long hair that keeps trying to fight me
Doesn’t matt!!
Got that cool™ hair
Cons:
Can’t have braids
Ponytails are a mess
Why does it feel like I have spiders on my neck gah help
waking up in the middle of the night because GAH SPIDERS
bangs poking my eyes
cant see there’s HAIR
neck hurts while getting it done because you’ve been there for over an hour and she’s still texturing
why is my hair just anti-texture what is this
Adding texture serum but my hair hates me anyway
My mom keeps trying to sneak pictures of my cool™ hair and now my sister is doing it too and I’m not photogenic enough for this
Fighting for the swoops to go in the right direction
After like one night it occurred to me that, yes, it needs to be styled and, no, I cannot just walk around with a bedhead
Grows out way too fast (which is a con because no more wolfcut :c)
