Once Upon A Time: Pilot
âYou're too late" "You found me" âI will always find you" âOh, I haven't come here to ruin anything. On the contrary, dear. I've come to give you a gift" âI shall destroy your happiness, if it is the last thing I do" âOh, uh, well, today's my birthday" âReady to run yet?" "Look, you don't have to do this, okay? I can pay you. I've got money" âUh, can I help you?" "I want you to come home with me" âI'm calling the cops" âThere's not a lot I'm great at in life, but I have one skill. Let's call it a superpower" âWait. Please don't call the cops" "I can't keep having this conversation. You have to let it go" âWe're about to have a baby" âI haven't had a restful night since our wedding" âWhat can I do to ease your mind?" âIt's too dangerous" âI'm hungry" "This is not a road trip. We're not stopping for snacks" "I'm not sure you're ready" âJust because you believe something doesn't make it true" âYou've got problems" "Fear not, for I can ease your mind, but it's gonna cost you something in return" âThis is a waste of time" âWhat do you know?" âWe can't do anything" âWhat are you doing here? Is everything all right?" "Giving in to one's dark side never accomplishes anything" "I'm not crazy" âI say, we fight!â âFighting is a bad ideaâ âAnd how many wars has a clear conscience won?" âWhat the hell is this?" âThere is, however, a catch" âPlease don't take me back there" âAre you okay? Where have you been?! What happened?" âGot anything stronger?" âI'm sorry. I really have no idea what you're talking about" âI don't want to do this" âIt has to be you" âIt's the only way" âYou need to behave. Put on a smile, and stay out of trouble" âI wasn't drunk" âFinding people is what I do" âYou don't know anything about this, do you?" âI fear this is partially my fault" âI'm so sorry. I didn't mean in any way to judge you" âBelieving in even the possibility of a happy ending is a very powerful thing" âAt least we're together" âYou don't know what you're saying" âYou're here because it's your destiny" "You don't have to be hostileâ âI know you like me. I can tell. You're just pushing me away because I make you feel guilty" âJust stay with me for one week. That's all I ask. One week, and you'll see I'm not crazy" âMy life sucks" âNo. Please. Please come back to me" "Oh, don't worry, dear" âWhy did you do this?" âYou're going to lose" âYou know what's kinda crazy?" âI hope there's no misunderstanding here" "No, you don't get to speak. You don't get to do anything" âSo how long will you be with us?"













