[me, shamelessly] kim dokja and yoo jonghyuk
dubbing this ship “ultimate bastardry”
when I started shipping it if I did: the confrontation with the disaster shin yoosung really sealed it for me. also your commentary
my thoughts: the duality of their relationship makes me really lose it like... the tenderness kim dokja treats yoo jonghyuk with and the way he prioritizes yoo jonghyuks well being and happiness in his plots... and on the other hand the way that kim dokja literally just goes “whats up you sunfish bastard” and clowns yoo jonghyuk to hell and back is. so much
What makes me happy about them: every time they talk its hilariously obvious that yoo jonghyuk cares for kim dokja, and equally obvious that kim dokja would rather die than seriously consider yoo jonghyuk being emotionally attached to him. goddamn rat.
What makes me sad about them: im so afraid about the future. like if yoo jonghyuk regresses theres no guarantee that kim dokja will be there, and yoo jonghyuk doesnt know that. i really desperately want them to reach a breaking point so they finally communicate important things to each other.
things done in fanfic that annoys me: THERES NO FANFIC. LITERALLY I WOULD EAT ANYTHING OFF THE FLOOR. simk you are my only hope
things I look for in fanfic: empathy au, pacrim au, anything simk writes, fic where they have emotion charged convos would kill me in one shot.
Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: yoo jonghyuk is literally kim dokjas most important person i think. i dont really ship many people in ORV so i dont have an answer
My happily ever after for them: kim dokja destroys the scenario and they get a house and raise kim dokjas 4 adopted murderkids. [chanting] domesticity! domesticity! domesticity! d
who is the big spoon/little spoon: theyre both verses but the concept of yoo jonghyuk being the little spoon is SO funny i love them. kim dokja cops a feel of that protagonist ass and is disintegrated on the spot
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: cooking together!!!!