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You requested this like a million years ago and I’m so sorry it took so long to do this, thank you for being patient <3

Ei, Eula, and Jean letting you sleep on them

Cw - none

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Ei

Chances are you fell asleep on the raiden shogun instead of Ei herself

If this happens, you can bet Ei is cooing at you from the plane of euthymia

The raiden shogun, however, wants nothing to do with this please she has a nation to run this wasn’t part of the job description

If it was actually Ei you fell asleep on, then your set

She’s actually so happy you trust her enough to sleep on her like this!!

It brings back memories of how she used to lay like that with her late friends, and while it saddens her that they’re no longer together, she wouldn’t trade the time she has with you for anything

It’s one of the times she wishes she could freeze everything in place, to make the moment last an eternity

Absolutely brushes your hair behind your ear yes indeed

Would not hesitate to Zap anybody that wakes you up

Eula

????????????????????

She’s short circuiting

You DARE fall asleep on her, Eula Lawrence of the Lawrence clan, an aristocrat of high renown?

She will have vengeance!

She’s not actually upset dw

Eula isn’t used to affection, especially from people outside of her clan due to her reputation

So she, like Ei, is touched that you trust her enough to fall asleep on her

She makes sure you stay safe, she’s a knight after all, and head of the reconnaissance group, nothing is waking you up anytime soon

She does lecture you about getting enough sleep though, she’s worried that you’re not getting enough

Jean

Jean my beloved

She’s surprised!

If you’re a knight, she fears she’s been working you too hard and feels a bit guilty

She does her best not to disturb you, but she does have matters to attend to as acting grandmaster

She’ll try to shake you awake, but when that doesn’t work, she resigns to her fate

Maybe sitting here with you isn’t so bad, it wouldn’t hurt if she closed her eyes for a second, right?

She’s asleep now as well

If you wake up before her, she’s incredibly embarrassed, saying how she didn’t mean to and she’s apologizing ma’am please calm down it’s okay

Please tell her it’s okay, she feels bad :(

If she wakes up before you, she’s flustered, but not nearly as much

She goes back to work tho, as soon as she’s awake

The break was nice, but there’s still so much to do

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Cw - spoilers for 1.1 and Childes character story

I baked a whole ass cake today and I’m super proud of it even tho it looks sketchy af and this is what brought this on mwah

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Xiao

Indifferent

Wow. You can bake. That sure is something

Only shows his interested if you’re making something with almond tofu, or almond tofu itself

If you’re making something new and you’re not sure of it, will try it and give feedback

His feedback kinda sucks tho

“Needs more almonds” “Xiao it’s apple-“ “did I stutter?”

While on the outside he’s kind of a bitch about it, actually thinks it’s super cool that you can make stuff so easily

May have pulled some strings with boss lady to get some of your goods sold at the hotel

Wont admit it tho

Zhongli

Oh? You’re a baker?

Not as much interested in the baking part but the ✨Lore✨

Baking is a science and he’s got a bunch of useless facts and he is primed and ready to infodump

If you own and operate an actual bakery, he’s a frequent customer

Asks you to make him biscuits and little snacks for when he has tea

Will absolutely try whatever you put in front of him

Will absolutely critique it (even if you weren’t looking for critiques-)

Suggests new ideas or recipes for you to try! The usually turn out good, but uh,,,,, some not so much

Gives you some super old recipes, from during the days during the archon war and such

If you manage to make them turn out decent, he insists you add them to your bakery. After all, you’ll be the only one selling the product so you’re sure to make a killing

Absolutely loiters in your bakery in the back corner, book in hand, assortment of goodies on the table. He’s quiet and doesn’t disturb people, but intervenes when rude customers unfortunately do arrive

Childe

Oh ho?

What’s that?

You’re a b a k e r ?

You can practically s e e the cogwheels turning in his head

Never a good thing

The type of person to tap you on one shoulder, and steal cookies from the other side when you look away

Him? A taste tester? You don’t even have to ask he’s doing it anyways

I see him with a sweet tooth so he just,,, inhales whatever is put in front of him

It’s just gone I hope you didn’t want any

Saving up to open your own bakery? He’s got you covered

All he asks for in return is baked goods because hey that cake last week was really good do you think you could make it again

Super enthusiastic about helping where he can, after all, you’re precious to him and he wants to see you succeed :)

Not-so-quietly spends his time in the bakery when he’s free, usually behind the counter, eating the product

Personal advertiser. You don’t ask him to and he doesn’t ask if he should, he just does. People gotta know about the cakes and the cookies

After the incident with Teucer, formally introduces you to his younger brother as his S/O

Teucer loses his m i n d

His big brother, who works for the biggest toy company in Teyvat, is dating a baker, one of the most important jobs in modern society (to a child-)?

Fantastic news you’re an instant hit with his younger siblings

If you bring goodies with you when you visit his family, chances are they start calling you their older sibling.

Like?? You’re dating their older brother, you bring yummy food, and you’re super nice it’s a win-win for everybody

Except Childe who has to deal with the aftermath of three kids on a sugar rush

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This for super long omg

I usually do requests in order but oh my god your brain? Galaxy size I’m about to cry thank you for requesting this

Kaeya, Diluc, Zhongli, and Childe playing Among Us

Cw - none

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Kaeya

Only ever plays cyan or blue. Refuses to play unless he can be one of those colours

Balloon hat!

Either always the imposter or never the imposter, it fluctuates

A fantastic imposter, almost always wins

Good at making people suspicious of each other and not him

A champion of shifting the blame

Doesn’t use the vents

Spams electrical and O2 sabotage

As a crew mate, he kinda sucks

Follows other crew mates around to see what they’re up to

Always the last to finish his tasks

Sus af

Diluc

Doesn’t care what colour he is as long as it isn’t brown

Preferred red and pink and black

He doesn’t wear any hats :(

Model crewmate 100/10

Always does his tasks

Kaeya take notes

Does all his tasks alone, even the visual ones

“Diluc do you have any visual tasks to prove your innocence?”

“I finished my tasks.”

Gets voted out a lot :(

But he’s never the imposter

The one (1) time he was it was a disaster, he won so easily

Bastard camped electrical

Zhongli

Okay first of all who gave him internet access

Only plays brown

No hats

His name is just “Zhongli.”

Doesn’t know what he’s doing please help him

Asks so many questions

“How do I get into the vent like-“

“Why is my name red?”

It’s an easy win when he’s imposter, he feels bad killing anybody :(

A horrible crewmate 0 stars

Doesn’t know where anything is and doesn’t bother to check the map

Doesn’t know how to do any of the tasks except wiring and card swipe

Help him

Childe

You will learn the true meaning of fear

Orange main with the plant hat, but steals blue from Kaeya because he’s a bitch

Bitch ass crewmate

Sus af

Nobody sees him do his tasks but they always get done and it’s so sketchy but he never gets voted out

Camps security

Follows people but like,,,, just out of kill range it’s infuriating

As an imposter he is an apex predator

Master of the vent and sabotage systems it’s insane

Always wins

So good at lying and shifting blame on Kaeya

Bullies Kaeya as imposter I’m sorry

All together

Sobbing

It’s chaos

If Childe and Kaeya are both imposter, it’s just Childe being a bitch while Kaeya actually tries to do the murdering

“I saw Kaeya vent” “we’re on the same team motherfucker”

They never win

Whoever is paired with Zhongli has to carry the team to victory

Whoever gets paired with Diluc just has to worry about not acting sus, Diluc can take care of the rest

Discussion time is just them throwing accusations at each other in the stupidest way possible while Zhongli is still trying to figure out the keyboard

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Omg this is so cute?? Hbfiaald

Childe, Razor, and Diluc needy cuddle headcanons

Cw - none

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Childe

Pouts

He’s pouting

Like full on exaggerated pouting

Bottom lip sticking out, arms crossed, the whole shebang

Whines and basically annoys you until you give him the attention he craves

Very loud with his complaints about the lack of affection

But he gets it, he’s a busy man himself being a harbinger and all

People to kill things to steal, you know?

But if he’s on one of his rare free days off, and you have the audacity to work, he’s gonna have to take matters into his own hands

Not above picking you up and throwing you over this shoulder and marching off

If you complain, his only response is “shoulda thought of that earlier”

Wraps himself around you and refuses to let go

Ahaha? Did you just try to get away? You fool. He’s got the high ground here

He’s strong, being a harbinger and all so escape is impossible

If you still insist on struggling, he’s not above using dirty tactics to get what he wants

Will tickle you until you agree to cuddle with him, shows absolutely no mercy until then

After you eventually do settle in, because let’s face it once he’s got his mind on cuddles irs not getting off cuddles, it’s peaceful and warm and hey this is pretty nice

Razor

???????????

Work????????

Is that why you hadn’t been by in a few days???

He missed you :(

After you explain the situation, how work has been busy lately and you’re sorry you couldn’t visit sooner, he (almost) understands

Uses some wolf analogy that kinda makes sense but not really but you nod anyways because hey it kinda makes sense, but not really

Nods thoughtfully through your explanation despite not following at all

But!! You’re here now!! That’s all that matters :)

Holds you tighter than normal, it’s been awhile he’s got cuddles to make up for

Doesn’t fully understand the concept of kissing, but gives you a little smooch on your forehead mwah

Gets sad when you have to leave again :(

Are you gonna be gone for as long as last time?? Will you be back tomorrow???

Please reassure him he just wants to spend time with you

Diluc

Same

He’s a very busy man, being the largest producer of wine in Mondstat

Sure, he’s busy, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t get free time

Probably doesn’t notice how long it’s been since you’ve had any quality time at first, but picks up on it quick

Won’t outright ask for attention

Starts coming up behind you and resting his head on yours, brushing hands in passing, little things

And then he realizes j u s t how long it’s been

When was the last time you ate? Slept?? Saw something that wasn’t paper???

Asks how work has been, and if you give him the honest answer of busy and stressful, he sighs and gently takes your hands in his and leads you away from said work

He ignores any questions or protests thrown his way, and leads you up to your shared bedroom

Basically forces you into bed and makes you sleep

Don’t worry, he’s not gonna leave you alone

Tasks the maids with cooking you something to eat and maybe some tea, and just,,,,, holds you close

He gets how stressful work can be, and tries his best to ease your workload

If you call him out for being a bit more possessive in the next few days, he simply turns a bit darker and deflects anything you say

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HANAJAJA THANK YOUUUU mwah that means so much 😔💗💖💘💕💗💖

I’m actually super excited for this one 👀

Xiao, Childe, and Diluc with an idol s/o

Cw - none

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Xiao

You can sing

You can dance

That sure is something

Not really interested in modern music or dance culture tbh, a bit too loud and flashy for his taste

He’ll support you tho!! It’s pretty nifty that you’re an idol and people take an interest in your talents

If you do live shows, he’s always there. He might not be up front and center, but don’t worry, he’s definitely there in the background

If fans get a bit touchy grabby with you, he’s there ready to crack some skulls and keep you safe

Will (begrudgingly and a bit shy) ask you to sing for him

He loves your voice but won’t admit it

He won’t verbally express his love and support for you skills and career, but you can tell he does through his actions :)

Diluc

Oh cool another Barbara

Diluc no-

Thinks it’s super cool that you can sing and all that

Never misses a show despite being a busy wine man

Kaeya kinda comes with the package and he regularly shows up at your shows

Something about supporting the in-laws????

Diluc slapped him upside the head for that comment despite the rising heat to his face

Gives you costume ideas, though they’re usually a bit uhhh, darker than what you’re going for so you make some tweaks here and there (colouring and such)

Pouts a bit that you changed his designs

Asks you to sing at Angels Share so he doesn’t have to keep giving Venti wine as payment

Said bard is distraught over this new development

Childe

YOOOOOOOOOO

Super excited

Like balls to the walls excited

You can sing! You can dance! That outfit is so cute! Mwah!!!!

Insists on coming to each and every one of your shows he’s always there no questions asked

Chases away creep fans

Once his younger siblings catch wind of your profession, it’s all over you’re locked in for life

You’ve got a cheer squad now of 4 gingers

Shows you off everywhere

Shows you off to the other harbingers, the traveller, Paimon, zhongli, literally everyone it’s super embarrassing but he doesn’t care he loves you

You know that picture of Kris Jenner crying while holding the camera? That’s him watching you preform

Helps you with your outfits! He’s not the most fashion forward, but he thinks they look good together!

Money is never a problem when booking a venue or hiring stage crew, he’s for you covered ;)

His younger siblings always ask for a lullaby and you always comply because they’re so cute-

Anyways he adores you through and through mwah

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AYO IM SORRY THIS IS SO LATE SLAJAKSJAKAS

Zhongli, Beidou, and Kaeya with a rarely cuddly s/o

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Zhongli

Throws him for a loop every time

Like??? You’re always so adverse to pda and physical contact and he gets that but?? Now you want c u d d l e s ?

He’s confused but he’ll comply

Lowkey needs the cuddles just as much as you do

Gives you as much attention as he can in between work

Head pats and for head kisses

After you’ve gotten your fill and start distancing yourself from physical affection he’s so confused

Doesn’t question it but has many questions

Beidou

Thinks it’s the funniest shit ever

Absolutely hauls you around when working

She’s buff and strong and awesome she can do stuff like that

10/10 hugs those arms aren’t just for show

Gives you a shit eating grin whenever you cave and ask for cuddles

Always complies tho, cuddles slap

Does all her captainy boat duties with you in one hand, she’s super awesome like that

When your time is up, she just laughs at you. She knows what’s up, and she doesn’t take it personally

Kaeya

Teases the absolute shit outta you

But he kinda need the affection too so doesn’t tease too too much

Piggyback rides

I’m sorry but it’s true

Not uncommon to see him doing his duties with you on his back

Amber gives him shit for it but Jean has given up trying to stop him

Lots of head pats and hair ruffles

Hand holding and full body hugs because mwah this man loves you Sm

After you’re over it, he’s just gonna tease you about it

Lowkey misses the cuddles tho,,,

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Pyro edition

This is completely self indulgent and no I will not apologize

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Diluc

Calls you something like “firefly”

He’s a 20-something year old edgy teen he’s gotta have a cool name for you

But for real, his reasoning is super sappy and it’s the whole “you bring light to my life” thing but he refuses to admit it out loud

Also uses “my dear”, “dearest”, and “darling”

He’s kinda old fashioned with this

Amber

Bunny! Calls you bunny!!

Loves the super cute nicknames

Gets you and baron bunnt matching outfits

Doesn’t have a lot of nicknames for you besides bunnt, but is also fond of babe and honey

Bennett

Hbfnfn best boy

Calls you clover

It might seem wierd, but he’s unlucky af and four leaf clovers are lucky so like,,,,,

Maybe they’ll cancel each other out??

Like amber, doesn’t have a lot of nicknames for you outside of babe or baby

Asks his dads for help but they’re not very good at it-

Xiangling

Queen I love her so much

Gives you a nickname named after food-

Like uhhhh

Hmmm

Pepper

Because,,, food,,, and spicy pyro,,,,

Also panda!!!! You’re super cute just like Guoba!!!!!

Also calls you babe-

Pyro users aren’t very creative

Xinyan

Calls you love!!

She gets too flustered to call you anything super intimate or romantic-

She’ll try and start trailing off and just

She fixes it with a smooch and runs off

Also, as most pyro characters it seems, calls you babe

Klee

Big brother/sister/sibling

That’s it

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Ooh yes of course! Tysm for requesting!!

Xiao and Venti with a pregnant S/O

Cw - pregnancy

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Venti

He’s excited!

When you broke the news to him he kinda froze and took a moment to process

He’ll deny it but he totally cried a bit

Already picking out baby names my man is excited af

Makes sure everybody knows

The kinda guy to say “I’m pregnant!!!!”

He’s confused but he’s got spirit

Marched into angels share once and announced he was pregnant, got a lot of wierd stares and Diluc almost had a heart attack

“What do you MEAN the anemo archon is pregnant??!/:!:”

Please help him

Helps you as much as he can!!!

He doesn’t have a lot of money, but he’s doing his best to make sure that you and baby are happy and healthy

Begrudgingly puts up with your weird cravings

Lowkey things they’re gross but he won’t say anything

When the baby actually comes he’s a 10/10 dad

Spends as much time as he can with his kid and shows them the tricks of the bard trade

Godfather Dvalin-

Xiao

“Is it mine?”

So confused

“I’m pregnant!” “Okay and??”

Just,,,, give him a minute

Once the news finally settles in he’s conflicted, to say the least

On one hand, the person he loves most is pregnant with his child, which is fantastic and amazing and he never thought he’d ever have anything like this

On the other, he’s an Adeptus, a demon slayer, he’s seen and done countless horrible things and his hands are stained and he doesn’t know if he deserves this or will be able to be a good father

He’s going through it

Ultimately, his love for you wins and he sticks around for the pregnancy

Doesn’t understand your cravings at all

Like yeah sure he’ll get you the food you want but he’s gonna make a snide comment about it

Tries to keep you close as possible as much as possible

You were delicate before, being a human and all, but now you’re pregnant and you’ve got a baby inside you and he’s lowkey panicking because what if something happens

Goes to cloud retainer for help, seeing as how she had a big hand in helping raise Ganyu

She’s not much help

Doesn’t really tell anybody about the pregnancy, but he does let Zhongli know

Zhongli is more excited than he probably should be

He’s there through the whole birthing process and he’s holding your hand the whole time

The first time he holds his baby he’s just,,,, floored

Like he helped make this! This is his baby!! This is your baby! You had a baby together!!

Tears up but will kill anybody who even tries to mention it

Nobody told him the due date bur zhongli showed up anyways

Godfather zhongli

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Mwah I hope you enjoyed!! Thank you so much for requesting!