#wizard binbag

Robin x Happen:

“They would be THE most sickeningly sweet annoying pda couple to ever sickeningly sweet annoying pda couple, making each other flower crowns as one of them lays their head in the other's lap and calling each other various ridiculous pet names. They're also both down for whatever which could be very fun, like no type of affection is really off the table, Happen could bite Robin and Robin would just be like ☺️. Also Robin was once like "You explain it to me, Happen. My friend, Happen ☺️" and I think that's cute.”

Bismuth x Binbag:

“I mean, it's basically cannon

I forget the exact line, but I'm fairly sure it's from the Orbpocalypse, where Binbag telelports the gang to Necropolis, and says "I can't drop in on Bismuth looking like this!!"

It would make Corazon very upset, which would be very funny

Bismuth x Binbag:

“I mean, it's basically cannon

I forget the exact line, but I'm fairly sure it's from the Orbpocalypse, where Binbag telelports the gang to Necropolis, and says "I can't drop in on Bismuth looking like this!!"

It would make Corazon very upset, which would be very funny

But equally, I would read a hell of a lot of them being bitter or amicable exes, not going to lie”

Cressida x Happen:

Binbag x Jeremy Hodbuster:

"Academic acquaintances who both think the other is such a joke to lovers dynamic with old men. Tumblr gold.

Plus: if the wizards are making all the sudden claps of thunder in their tower, they're not stressing out the adventurers.”

Tumblr the Massage Therapist x Giovanni Thermal:

Evil Dob x General Dreadbert:

“What if your favorite yaoi ship, but make it toxic?

Could be good. Could be fun.”

And the fun fact about that is that that's sort of end game for my Villain Teamup AU (there's posts about that on my main blog) but not toxic and with a regular Clonebert instead of specifically Dreadbert because either I forgot about him or he wasn't a character when I started that AU.

Bismuth x Binbag:

“I mean, it's basically cannon

I forget the exact line, but I'm fairly sure it's from the Orbpocalypse, where Binbag telelports the gang to Necropolis, and says "I can't drop in on Bismuth looking like this!!"

It would make Corazon very upset, which would be very funny