have you watched the 2.0 music video omg… it was giving serious monster au bts especially yoongi and jungkook 🫠
now give monster!jk some credit
monster!jk wouldn't swivel his head like a chicken to intimidate XD
I maybe couldn't get over the super fake facial hair and thought the MV was funnier than it should have been but they were dancing in a dingy bathroom and Namjoon throwing a toilet paper roll around so idk if it was supposed to be too serious lol
every one of those pre-filmings one again reminds me that Yoongi cut his hair and I sigh very deeply (while crying on the inside q_q)
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happy birthday to the co-founder of this blog! not actually! don't come sue me HYBE, this is a joke!!!!
enjoy this one last screenshot of cow!Yoongi because I forgot to change his clothes lol
while I hope you have a wonderful day Yoongi, I hope Tang also has a wonderful day of flopping on you since it'll mean you're home and chillin' XD it's gonna be a busy month later so get some rest everyone!
bruh... not sure that's the lullaby Yoongi is looking for, Jungkook...
stay happy and healthy this year, I heard there will be swimming involved, hmmmm :)
I will in fact be leaving the darkness soon, assuming the next island isn't also in the dark... let's hope it's not lol
(lmao the shoe as the stand holding the flower XD ITS developers are having the time of their life making these)
as usual, we have Jungkook here giving Hobi his birthday dab
hope (hehe) you had a very good day and a very good year of health, happiness and big laughs
looking forward to seeing him and the guys on stage once more, it'll be such a wonderful celebration~ see you soon!
yes, only cow Yoongi remains as Hobi is now in his 2026 birthday outfit XD soon I'll get out of the darkness (prayge), I am actually advancing the story but perhaps I should wait to actually finish it until Yoongi's birthday so everyone in BTS can have a birthday in the dark lol
I rarely talk about my thoughts. I don't think they're that relevant for the audience. But I want to acknowledge the people who have stayed here a long time, who continue reading what is posted over and over, and those who continue to hope I'm doing well (having good sex) even if I'm not writing about it. XD Of course I appreciate recent readers as well who might be thinking that too.
So, for once, I want to answer this.
I've been thinking about this question a lot. Usually I ignore it because I will update when I want to update. That's how I've always been. Originally I slowed down because I felt like constantly posting was taking up too much of my time and my mind. I don't want the things I enjoy to become a burden, so I listened to my intuition and slowed down.
I started this blog for myself, not because I wanted to write BTS smut (lmao, sounds fake, I know) but because I wanted to fall in love with writing again. For me, I need personal accountability to do something which was why I created a blog. I feel like I've achieved my original, albeit selfish, goal. I do continue to write. Sometimes it's not BTS related. Sometimes it's bad. Sometimes it's good (or I think it is) although I hesitate for various reasons. It's unnecessary to "come back with a bang" and yet part of me wants to. I'm also not one to rehash similar situations over and over. I can't keep writing about my various mental struggles but also those are the only ones I know how to describe (ya'll are going to get tired of all my issues lmao). I've obviously written a lot for this blog too. What else is left, I wonder. Also, as time went on, more and more good authors have popped up, no? Statistically speaking, with the large fanbase, it must be true.
These are surface level thoughts, though. Deep down, I've thought about how many times I've had sex and written about it. Perhaps some of you have suspected. It's true. Sex has been my coping mechanism for most of my life. My relationship with sex has been up and down, but most importantly it has become part of my identity. I don't care if others think that is a good or bad thing; I refuse to idolize or antagonize it. Simply a fact: sex is when I can be and when I feel truly free. I might be taking it too seriously, yes, but how many people can say that? Not about sex in particular, but about anything? So, yeah, to me I wanted to repair the disconnect I was beginning to feel. I do not want to have sex just to have content. It wasn't there yet but it was getting there and I couldn't compromise what was important to me.
Side note, less important, but also weird... a very small population of individuals started getting strangely obsessed with me having sex with BTS. Which I'm not having. (I'm not.) I couldn't understand why me specifically and them not self-inserting themselves? Why me, homie? And why are you telling me? Eh? Anyway, it didn't really bother me and yet the volume was rising and I was becoming increasingly aware that people wanted me to fuck BTS... who don't actually know me. Right. (I hope.)
Last thing I wanted to say is about BTS themselves. I hope they don't dally on the internet and fanfiction spaces for too long for their own sake lol. Still, I have been considering their future lately. As people, not just their idol image. I would like them to find partners / devoted relationships. Maybe marry and have kids if they want to. And when you're the artist, you already know fans can sometimes get a little cooky (heh). But then kids start learning to read (theirs, nephews / nieces, etc) and, you know. They go to school or are in any public space and, at some point, others what to be mean and such. I have no interest in policing the moral grounds of what fandom does. I only know that I myself don't want to negatively affect their image with my work but of course that's subjective to their opinions and I recognize that. Do I think I'm contributed to that? Not really. I'm just a drop in the bucket. I don't even think I'm that impactful in the fanfiction space. The kind of person I am is low-profile. But I don't want to be part of that tidal wave, either. So, I want to make it clear once more that I always write alternate universe versions of them. That I think about their lives, futures, and, before I write any more, I want to enjoy being their fan first. Because that's what it's all about, really.
And, no, I don't like the big corporation vibes. I don't like the price inflations because they know they can do it. I don't like how in general as a society we seem to be creeping towards monetary value as a source of affirming fandom. I don't like the elitist vibes and the invading other spaces to harass them and the policing of someone else's "fan" status with frivolous reasons and the invalidating the efforts of others to build the tallest mountain for your faves from the bodies of others you deem as failures.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Last year was the Year of the Wood Snake. It was pretty accurate for me. This year is the Fire Horse, so we'll see what happens. I don't need to know what lies ahead, but I want to let go of whatever I don't need to hold on to. But also Yoongi's hair is back to being long. We know how I feel about that.
Out of curiosity what are your many hobbies? They sound interesting
there's no way I've talked about my hobbies that make them sound interesting because they're not interesting at all lmao
I don't really think of it as a hobby but music is probably what takes up a lot of my time. I keep up generally with Western artists and of course my primary interest is K-pop. I follow many artists, big and small, from 2nd to 4th gen... and CORTIS I suppose but they've barely started. I can't watch everyone's content but I do watch a lot of content. There are definitely things I don't like about the industry (that may or may not be a reflection of current society), but ultimately music is still one of the most fulfilling ways to explore the self so I continue to listen.
I game. Still playing In The SEOM. I play League of Legends when there's an event I'm interested in. My other mobile game obsession is P5X (Persona 5: The Phantom X) but story content hasn't come out in a while so I'm just doing the events they have until then. I wouldn't recommend it unless you like the original Persona 5, though. I've played every Pokémon generation; favorite is still gen 5 and I'll pay gen 10 when it comes out. It's not recent but Metaphor: ReFantazio is the most recent game I've personally thought was 5 stars. If I'm not wanting to spend the money on a game, I'll look up a stream instead.
Oh, I suppose the last major one is stationery. I keep a journal where I write music releases I really liked, setlists of concerts I've attended, memories of major trips, etc. I decorate it bc why tf not? A fun little thing I do is that if there's space in the monthly calendar page, I put a photo of Yoongi / Jungkook / yoonkook that matches the theme I've chosen for the month and decorate around it. But... recently I finally got around to printing photos of ATEEZ's Kang Yeosang and Song Mingi so... monthly yoonkook might become monthly yoonkook+minsang soon...
I make stuff when I have a project, I can sew, I cook, I like watching movies at the theater, I cut my own hair, I cut other people's hair and aren't liable for the results, I disturb my cat's peace just as she disturbs my peace, I read sometimes, I collect special edition Pikachus, I'm very organized yet it's incomprehensible to others...
So, yeah, I do things but it's not interesting like woodworking or painting or boxing or anything that gives me abs so who tf cares
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happy birthday to the one and only Kim Taehyung that I can't seem to take a solo photo of without another BTS member in the shot
(just like real life lmao)
here's to many more years of everyone's favorite photogenic man who said chapter 2 isn't about taking shirts off and yet is constantly taking his shirt off (?)
all men do is lie
stay happy and healthy :) eventually I'll get out of the dark of this ITS chapter so you all don't have to stare at dark screencaps LOL
my boyfriend and I (i’m a girl) are happily together, and we’re both bi. lately, i’ve been interested in having a threesome with a friend of his, a guy.
i know for a fact my boyfriend and this friend of his are bissexual and have hooked up before. i think they’d be open to it.
the thing is, i’m not sure how to bring it up. any ideas?
i also don’t know how it would work… i do like anal sex, but how does one take two dicks at once? also, how do you suck dick when being fucked (like in that eiffel tower position)?
You know, I thought this was gonna be, "Oh, did you see Yoongi's three year old black cat Tang, he's so cute" but I was mistaken...
And I think this is more of a communication issue than a sex one.
You didn't provide any details of your relationship dynamic, so I can't speak on that front. I would think very carefully about how you would feel if the situation was reversed - as in he had one of your female friends in mind for a threesome, how would you want him to bring it up?
You can't use it as a guide for how to speak to him (since you are two different people), but this exercise will help you gain perspective for yourself. For most people, if their partner mentioned to them that they had someone in mind for a threesome, they would probably be uncomfortable. At worst pissed off, and that's because you've taken away their autonomy of decision. It no longer becomes a joint decision for something that probably should be a joint decision (as in both of you selecting the third person). Such behavior can be seen as controlling.
It really depends on the foundation of the relationship and how both of you define principles of action that enforce or erode said foundation. In short, you should both know what's okay and what's not. For example, if the relationship is monogamous, then it comes down to if you're willing to take "no" for an answer. There may or may not be consequences for asking in general since the other person now knows you have thought about other people in their vicinity in an intimate way. Depends on the level of honesty and judgement established within the couple. Even if the relationship is polygamous and/or open, there is generally an agreed upon structure. Whether this falls within acceptable or not depends on what you have previously and continued to discuss. But even with the most "ideal" of circumstances, both of you agreeing to go through with it, there is still the possibility of an unfavorable outcome. Bad sex, they're more into it than you are, your partner feeling pressured into it, him not liking your behavior during the act, him or you realizing feelings for said friend, their friendship and/or your relationship falling apart after the act, etc. You cannot predict or control the outcome. Any of these can happen, even if you've done it before or not. It'll be something you have to accept when the time comes.
I suppose you need to ask yourself, where are you in your relationship? What's your rapport like? You haven't mentioned the likelihood of your partner saying yes. Even if they're both open to hooking up again, that doesn't necessarily mean they would want to include you. Even if they've done it before, it doesn't mean they want to do it now. After all, your boyfriend has chosen you, not his friend, as his partner for a reason, right? And, sex is different for everyone. Not just the act but the meaning and purpose. Just because you view sex in your way doesn't mean your boyfriend or his friend feel the exact same. How well do you know your boyfriend, his friend, and most importantly yourself? If you were already interested in threesomes, have you consistently brought that subject up throughout your relationship? Have you all talked about the possibility of fucking each other? How serious or unserious it would be? What will it mean for their friendship, your relationship, and the future?
I don't know any of you. How could I know how to bring this up? And even if I was an omnipresent void god that could telepathically introduce the idea that you all should fuck, I can't promise you'll like the ending. Time doesn't stop just because you've had the threesome. You will continue to live your lives. There's no predicting how you or any of the other participants feel about it before, during, or after. You can hope for the best but sometimes the best doesn't happen. Can you handle the future you create in a way that you could live with?
Also, something to note. You only mentioned that you didn't know how this would work in relation to you. Which maybe just means you're worried about your personal logistics. I think it's worth all three of you discussing each of your personal expectations and interests on how you want this to go. Both of them would probably like a turn being center of attention as well.
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Logistics:
Communicate. Before, during, after.
Consent is key. Before and during.
You should all be familiar enough with your bodies to offer advice to someone else on how to get you off. It helps to get things started if you can offer that information.
I recommend lube.
Everyone should be clean. Everywhere.
Handling two dicks depends on the dicks. Try two dildos of comparable size on your own or try adding a dildo to when you're having sex to get an idea of what's comfortable for you.
If you're doing vaginal and anal at the same time, be aware of the risks. Tears in either hole are not always obvious. Mixing can mess with vaginal pH. Worst case scenario, you might have to visit a doctor for infection. I would use condoms, at least for anal.
To suck dick while being fucked, it's probably the easiest if you're on the bed. You on hands and knees and them of their knees.
For Eiffel Tower, you need to be able to do standing doggy with your legs straight and your hands touching the floor. Yes, I suppose you can hold onto the-person-you're-blowing's thighs but in my experience there's a lot of moving. I would rather have my hands and feet flat on the floor. Or have some kind of stool, etc. However, sometimes it just comes down to compatible leg heights and dick angles.
If something it doesn't work, it doesn't work. Just let it go and move on.
There's a lot of limbs involved. Be cognizant not to get hurt.
The actual sex part is not that complicated. It might be a little confusing, but how it looks is less important than the connection between each other. If all that mattered was the physicality, then it wouldn't matter who else was involved.
