Soukoku fans going mad and tweaking when Dazai almost died few times in the prison arc and that in few angsty fanfics one of them died and the other one was depressed af blah blah blah
bro
BRO
Have you seen RimLaine fans??!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THEM????
They are going batshit schizophrenic in that damned Port Mafia basement with Verlaine’s depressed ahh
They are NOT okay!
Ain’t no way those bastards (including me) are stable mentally
Nor in any other way
Their ahh is like “Stable? That’s for HORSES”
Those bastards live the nightmare you cried yourself to sleep at 3 fucking am EVERY SINGLE DAY
FOR YEARS
They haven’t seen the face of sun IN YEARS
You ask why? Because they were in THE FUCKING PORT MAFIA BASEMENT ALL THIS TIME
There is no redemption or comfort for them
Their ship is the ONLY canon gay ship in bsd (almost, still more canon than Soukoku, go cry about it) and that ship is SIX FEET UNDERGROUND WITH RIMBAUD
That ship ain’t coming back anytime soon
They are DOOMED TOXIC AND OLD MAN YAOI
That’s TRIPLE ANGST AND TRAUMA for the fans
YOUR NIGHTMARE IS OUR CANON, KNEEL! (In Loki’s voice)
Or don’t, you will always kneel at the end.
(Shoutout to Fyolai fans for joining us, welcome to the dead husbands club babes)
