I am so brainrotted. I went to a restaurant the other day and they had surf and turf on the menu and immediately thought of Once Upon A Witchlight 💪😔
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I am so brainrotted. I went to a restaurant the other day and they had surf and turf on the menu and immediately thought of Once Upon A Witchlight 💪😔

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im not superstitious, im megastitious. i am so scared. please stop doing that
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Plot and AU Ideas
Commonality
Okay, so this one is a bit weird, but bare with me. The basis of this AU is that back when Aizen was a wee lad first getting inducted into the Gotei 13, he hadn't quite perfected his Perfect Friend Man mask yet. Unohana happens to meet him during this time and-having spent several centuries by this point perfecting her own Perfect Mom mask-instantly realizes what he's doing and what that implies. So she takes him aside one day and tries to talk to him about it. Due to their individual psychoses being so very different, Unohana isn't quite able to fully connect with him, not like he needed someone to. However, she came the closest, and more to the point, she bothered to try. That was more than anyone else ever managed, and Aizen never forgot that despite himself. This would end up developing one of two ways: either he appreciates the attempt and fucks with her minimally because of it, or he becomes deeply bitter that she gave him a glimmer of hope and dared to fall short causing him to specifically target her for torment. However, in this particular AU, her experience, control over her emotions, and especially the fact that she saw a glimpse of what lay behind Aizen's mask means she'd be exceptionally difficult to fuck with by Aizen's standards. He'd have to be extremely careful with his "revenge", but given who Aizen is, I'm pretty sure he'd take as much time as he needed to see it through.
Classical Myth AU
Unohana and Aizen are both gods within a pantheon. Unohana is the goddess of life and death, while Aizen is the god of progress and ambition. They end up having debates semi-frequently; Unohana would see things through the lens of the connection between life and death, and thus would see most everything as inherently connected and cyclical, which Aizen-ever focused on replacing the old with something better and new-would inevitably be at odds with. In this AU, Aizen is working to become a being that has transcended beyond godhood; while Unohana often disagrees with Aizen's viewpoint, she doesn't suspect just what type of person he actually is until he starts a great schism as part of his overall plan to ascend.
Fantasy AU
Unohana was once the terror of the battlefield, a feared and reviled madwoman who slaughtered all who dared to oppose her. However, after a certain traumatic incident scarred her psyche, she gave up her wanton bloodshed and took up the ways of the healer. After some years, once she'd established herself as quite the competent support, she is approached by a friendly and reasonable man named Aizen. He told her he was searching for a magical artifact called the Hougyoku that would allow him to save one he cared for, and that he was willing to pay handsomely for fellow adventurers willing to aid him in retrieving it. Unbeknownst to Unohana, however, Aizen sought the Hougyoku not for altruism, but for power. With it, he could transcend his mortality and become an Archlich, a type of lich that had no need to sell its soul, and thus was still its own master. Why he sought this goal was something only the master manipulator knew, but he was willing to do anything to achieve it. Unohana, having no reason to doubt Aizen, unwittingly began to aid the man's mad quest for power...
HOLISTIC
Just looking through the mark scheme for an English exam, and I know the word is used in many places, but um:
Let me just:
In case it hasn’t sunk in:
Holistic examiners omg
( @fizzgigtruffle @chelseyelricjr @futuristicavenuebread @a-deliciouslyfadingcollection @fluidityandgiggles @broadwaytheanimatedseries Look what Dirk Gently has done to me. Five minutes ago, I decided to be responsible and go off Tumblr, and do some real work.
And here I am.)

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