#with nik

Motivate me to clean my room

[3:41:35 PM] NIk Byrnes: okay

[3:41:36 PM] NIk Byrnes: round two

[3:41:45 PM] Jake Conner: Oh?

[3:41:58 PM] NIk Byrnes: there are gremlins

[3:42:03 PM] NIk Byrnes: in the pile of shit in your room

[3:42:07 PM] NIk Byrnes: and the longer you leave the piles of shit

[3:42:13 PM] NIk Byrnes: the stronger and bigger they will grow

[3:42:15 PM] NIk Byrnes: and eventually

[3:42:18 PM] NIk Byrnes: sometime in the night

[3:42:33 PM] NIk Byrnes: they will come, and they will stick their tongues in your ear

[3:42:39 PM] NIk Byrnes: and they will rip out our cochlea

[3:42:47 PM] NIk Byrnes: and munch on it like fine cuisine

[3:42:54 PM] NIk Byrnes: and then they will stick their fingers down your throat

[3:43:02 PM] NIk Byrnes: and tickle your stomach linings

[3:43:05 PM] NIk Byrnes: tickle tickle tickle

[3:43:11 PM] NIk Byrnes: they don't wash their fingers though

[3:43:32 PM] NIk Byrnes: so their dirty fingernail will brake off in your stomach, poking out into the contents of whatever you ate earlier that night

[3:43:47 PM] NIk Byrnes: and they will dance and chant, sacrificing you to their false demi god,

[3:43:52 PM] NIk Byrnes: gromeldafood

[3:44:02 PM] NIk Byrnes: and he will come and rip out your liver

[3:44:21 PM] NIk Byrnes: "LIVERRRRRRRRRR" his gnarled phlemy throat will rasp out grotesquely

[3:44:43 PM] NIk Byrnes: and only now will you wake up, but by ripping out your cochlea and eating it as so previously to their dance and chant, you will be unable to move

[3:44:58 PM] NIk Byrnes: and you will be completely devoured before your eyes

[3:45:09 PM] NIk Byrnes: as the gremlins feast and dine and gnash their teeth agianst your bones

[3:45:21 PM] NIk Byrnes: every little bit will be felt and you will not be able to do a thing

[3:45:24 PM] NIk Byrnes: until you are gone