#with davenforth

DAVENFORTH: -He's lounging on the floor, tapping his foot on the floor- You tell me

[09:43] -- technologicAtrophy [TA] began trolling tenaciousGodliness [TG] at 21:43 -- [09:43] TA: So are you Dave StrIIder or. [09:44] TG: Just dave strider [09:44] TG: No or [09:44] TG: And you might be [09:46] TA: Haha awesome thIIs bullshIIt roster really works. [09:46] TA: Hey,II'm The PsIIIIonIIIIc, or MIIkkev Captor? [09:46] TA: You totally hooked wIIth my matesprIIt. [09:48] TG: You know [09:48] TG: No matter how many times i hear that i never get used to it [09:48] TA: WaIIt no *hooked up. [09:48] TA: Hear what? [09:48] TG: Nothin dont sweat it [09:48] TG: The psionic [09:48] TG: The actual psionic [09:48] TA: Are you mackIIn on a lot of super hot babes or IIs IIt just [09:48] TA: Oh [09:49] TA: Yeah yep that's defIInIItely me. [09:49] TG: Holy shit [09:49] TA: IIt's okay, my best frIIend totally dIIdn't belIIeve IIt eIIther, but, lIIke. II wouldn't expect a human to care? [09:49] TA: Why do you care. [09:49] TG: I know a lot of troll stuff [09:51] TA: How come? [09:51] TG: I travel a lot in my line of business [09:52] TA: Wow fuck II always forget II don't have to double the II's IIn my name thIIs dumbass program does IIt for me. Thanks technology. [09:52] TA: II'm sorry pupa II dIIdn't mean IIt you're a good pIIece of code. [09:52] TA: What dIId you do? [09:52] TA: WaIIt, do. [09:52] TA: What do you do. [09:52] TA: Or dIId II guess. [09:52] TA: SIInce we're all fugIItIIves from the law, awesome. [09:53] TG: Yeah man being wanted by the baddest fish bitch in the galaxy is nonstop grab you by your balls awesome [09:54] TA: II've been wanted by her for lIIke thousands of sweeps and II've been a fugIItIIve sIInce before my adult molt, II'm used to IIt. [09:54] TA: But what do you do? [09:55] TG: Im a manager for an actor [09:58] TA: What the hell does that have to do wIIth trolls. [09:58] TG: I travel a lot [09:58] TG: You guys love your films too [09:59] TG: Could probably take it easy on the titles though [09:59] TG: No need to be so literally [10:04] TA: Hey, that shIIt's pretty classIIc. [10:04] TA: We lIIke to know what to expect IIn the turbulent landscape of AlternIIa. [10:04] TA: You guys are too fuckIIng obscure. [10:04] TA: All your tIItles are lIIke "She Hopes" or "HappIIness" or "SerendIIpIIty" or "PaIIn". [10:04] TA: That could mean fuckIIng anythIIng. [10:05] TG: Theres also the classic dude wheres my psionic [10:05] TG: No clue what that could be about [10:05] TA: Oh fuck that. [10:06] TA: My personal favorIIte IIs IIn WhIIch A Yellowblooded Helmsman Breaks HIIs ComplIIance ProgrammIIng and Causes ExplosIIve Damage to an IImperIIal Vessel IIn DIIrect VIIolatIIon of an IIncredIIble Number of Laws, KIIllIIng Everyone Aboard IIn DefIIance of IImperIIal Mandate. ContaIIns Content UnsuIItable for Those Under FIIve Sweeps." [10:07] TG: Yeah thats a classic [10:08] TG: You dig checking out movies about you [10:09] TA: II mean, yeah. [10:10] TA: IIt's always a lIIttle weIIrd, but, lIIke. Damara's comIIc? FuckIIng hysterIIcal. [10:10] TA: II thIInk IIt's pretty cool. [10:10] TA: Feeds my ego. [10:10] TA: Plus, proves that some of the shIIt II dIId IIn the helm dIIdn't go as unnotIIced as the bIItch told me. [10:11] TG: Yeah no [10:11] TG: Definitely not [10:12] TG: Theres a ton of people itching to dish out what you did and a ton more ready to gobble that shit up like lusii made grubloaf [10:14] TG: Alright thats enough of praising you for standing up to a bullshit corrupt system [10:14] TG: Back to me [10:15] TG: Rosa told you about me im guessing [10:17] TA: Aw but II love praIIsIIng me for standIIng up to bullshIIt. [10:17] TA: And yeah, she dIId. [10:17] TA: II mean, obvIIously. [10:17] TG: Yeah clearly [10:17] TA: IIt'd be pretty awkward IIf she dIIdn't. [10:17] TA: Most partners tell each other when they get new quads or randomly fuck alIIens. [10:17] TA: II asked IIf you were hot, she saIId yes. [10:20] TG: Haha she thinks im hot [10:21] TA: Well she dIId have sex wIIth you. [10:21] TA: II'm pretty sure she wasn't doIIng that for your stunnIIng personalIIty, no offense. [10:21] TA: There's other thIIngs you can do IIf you just want to reward a personalIIty. [10:22] TA: LIIke bake a cake. [10:22] TG: Wow fuck you my personality is more attractive than troll gq models [10:23] TG: Baking a cake is all well and good though [10:23] TG: Ill keep that in mind [10:25] TA: II mean II'm not sayIIng your personalIIty doesn't sparkle lIIke a dIIamond. [10:25] TA: II'm sayIIng she probably dIIdn't fuck IIt. [10:25] TG: She totally boned my personality [10:25] TA: She dIId not she boned your freakIIsh alIIen genIItals. [10:25] TA: And, uh, thIIs IIs gonna sound super weIIrd, but thank you? [10:26] TG: Alright that ones new [10:26] TG: Are you thanking me for having sex with your matesprit [10:26] TA: Well, II mean. YmIIrra deserves hella orgasms. LIIke no one deserves more orgasms. [10:26] TG: Okay true [10:26] TG: The lady clearly deserves every orgasm [10:27] TG: Shes a class fuckin act [10:27] TA: II'm reservIIng at least two for me, for someday, but yeah. Absolutely. [10:27] TA: And rIIght now II can't exactly gIIve them to her, though you're free to contIInue fuckIIng once II can. II'm cool wIIth IIt, she's cool wIIth IIt, the deal goes both ways. II knew how she dIId romance before we got IInvolved, IIt's not a bIIggIIe for me. [10:28] TG: I feel it [10:28] TA: II mean, you feel somethIIng, ehehehehehe. [10:28] TA: So how IIs IIt beIIng a manager or whatever. What do you do. [10:30] TG: Oh you know [10:30] TG: Schedule events sign contracts [10:30] TG: Go to swank ass parties [10:30] TG: I guess im kind of his manager and personal assistant but its whatever [10:33] TA: What actor IIs IIt?? [10:33] TA: Would II even know hIIm II am so old. [10:33] TA: But tell me anyway. [10:34] TG: Dave Skellington [10:34] TG: Hes been around for a while but i think you got him beat by a couple of sweeps [10:34] TA: SkellIIngton. [10:34] TA: LIIke. [10:34] TA: LIIke Skeleton. [10:34] TA: You guys have the same name that IIs so fuckIIng weIIrd what the hell. [10:34] TG: Yeah i know right [10:35] TG: Its fucking creeptastic and it gets real annoying when we go to premieres together [10:35] TA: What's he been IIn? [10:35] TG: Oh shit are you talking to me [10:35] TA: Haha holy shIIt. [10:35] TA: II can't say II've ever had that problem. [10:35] TA: Just don't yell "Captor" IIn the tech offIIce. [10:37] TG: Fuck [10:37] TG: Theres like three of you isnt there [10:39] TA: Sure IIs, bucko. [10:39] TA: But that IIsn't anythIIng compared to the sheer fuckIIng number of StrIIders on thIIs goddamn shIIp. [10:39] TA: Aren't there two Dave StrIIders, too. [10:39] TA: TerrIIble. [10:39] TG: Look dont blame me [10:40] TG: My bros responsible for the other one [10:40] TA: Aren't there lIIke two others. [10:40] TA: Are you forgettIIng one of your gross lIIveborn human offsprIIng. [10:40] TG: Yeah no [10:40] TG: No offspring for me [10:41] TG: Dirk and dave a all my bro dereks doing [10:41] TG: Seriously who names their kid after their own sibling [10:41] TA: Wow you guys are fuckIIng terrIIble at names. [10:42] TA: Couldn't go wIIth somethIIng sensIIble and dIIfferent lIIke Jorsha. Had to go for a theme of Ds. [10:42] TG: Right like the troll naming process isnt lazy as shit [10:42] TA: Whats wIIth the Ds. [10:42] TG: We like to give the world an overabundance of ds [10:43] TA: B IIs better. [10:43] TA: Look at IIt. [10:43] TA: IIt's beautIIful. [10:43] TA: Also acceptable: M. [10:43] TA: Or W. [10:43] TA: S. [10:43] TA: S IIs nIIce. [10:43] TA: Oh, E. But only capIItal E. [10:43] TA: O! Oh IIs nIIIIIIIIce. [10:44] TA: A IIs pretty good but agaIIn, only capIItal A. [10:44] TA: See, lots of sensIIble other optIIons for namIIng. [10:44] TG: Yeah but how would i tell people that theyre lacking in their daily dose of vitamin d [10:44] TG: I mean come on dude [10:44] TA: II don't know what VIItamIIn D IIs. [10:44] TA: What IIs that. [10:44] TG: Clearly its a vitamin that your body is lacking [10:45] TA: II mean II guess so. [10:45] TA: How do you get IIt [10:45] TA: To be faIIr my body IIs lackIIng lIIke all the vIItamIIns. [10:45] TA: LIIke all of them. [10:48] TG: Bro we need to invest in some multi vitamins for you [10:48] TA: Haha but wIIll II take them. [10:48] TA: How do you get vIItamIIn D?? You dIIdnt' say. [10:49] TG: You like gummy bears because they make gummy vitamins [10:49] TG: I guarantee youll eat the dicks out of those [11:04] TA: Yeah defIInIItely. [11:05] TA: WIIll that actor of yours show up on troogle??