#witchyrants

While I was getting ready for my interview today at an adult bookshop aka porn shop...I was thinking to myself about what it is to be a Witch and where my stance is on the subject as to whether or not Witches are born and not made. I know that my stance is not the popular one but it is mine nonetheless. I believe Witches are born, of course. The question is Why? I’ll tell you why in a short summary as it is almost time to get on my broomstick and fly to the interview. 

I know that I was born a Witch because hereditary Witchlore has told me so and has proven right thus far. Of course, one can say that there aren’t any Witches in their past lineage but there is a first for everything right? That should make you feel special if you are the only one. Another reason is because I have to deal with myriad idiots who believe that they are experts on the subject because they watched buffy or charmed or they simply “used to practice that stuff” WTF???!!!!! I don’t know about you other witches but this pisses me the fuck off to no end....do they not know how derogatory and condescending that sounds to REAL witches, who have taken the time and energy to actually study our craft? If I had a dime for every time someone asked me if I worshiped the devil but could I teach them....Id be a fucking billionaire....

The only time that I would even considering mentoring a novice witchling is if they first did some studying and practicing on their own....THAT’S WHAT I DID...I didn’t ask for help because I was too busy studying/practicing and defending myself against the stigma that idiot non-witches perpetuate thus  surpassing my predecessors who also claimed to be witches but they “grew out of it”!!!!!