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Day 1 SFW: Fall @witchertrickortreat

G: You'll catch a cold dummy!

J: But Geralt you'll also catch a cold, let's share.

G: I am Witcher not a baby.

I usually draw bat!Regis as an adorable fluffnugget, but...well, many of those same features that make him cute can also be T E R R I F Y I N G in a...different context. So, enjoy pre-sobriety Regis about to have a drink with his pork dinner, so to speak.

For the prompt 'bat'

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written for the @witchertrickortreat Law of Surprise promt: Found Feral

cw: domestic violence, child abuse

Wham.

“You useless little shit!”

Bang.

“Who do you think you are, huh?”

Thud.

“Try raising your hand to me again, and I’ll kill you and your whore mother both!”

The door slams shut.

Inside, his mother is sobbing, then suddenly screams. Screams for a very long time.

Lambert lies on the cold, hard ground for several minutes, coughing and wheezing. Then, once he’s able to stand up—slowly, carefully—he glares at the door and spits.

Next time, he tells himself. Or the one after that. Eventually, he will be strong enough. 

The small puddle of spittle is tinged red.

For the @witchertrickortreat fall prompt

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Witcher Trick or Treat Prompt: Masquerade

Whumptober 2022 Prompts: 

No. 1 - This wasn't supposed to happen No. 4 - Waking up disoriented No. 28 - Headache

Chapters: 12/13 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Fringilla Vigo, Anna Henrietta | Anarietta/Jaskier | Dandelion, Angoulême & Anna Henrietta, Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach & Jaskier | Dandelion, Maria Barring | Milva & Fringilla Vigo, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy, Maria Barring | Milva, Jaskier | Dandelion, Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach, Angoulême (The Witcher), Anna Henrietta | Anarietta, Fringilla Vigo Additional Tags: Witcher Trick or Treat Halloween Event, Trick Or Treat Prompts Challenge, sfw, Humour, Some Swearing, Too much alcohol, Non-Explicit Sex, breakfast in Beauclair, Hangover, Friendship, light spoilers for The Witcher book series, Geralt/Regis (implied), Jaskier/Cahir (implied), Milva/Fringilla (implied), Witcher trick or treat 2022 Summary:

While Geralt's Hanza is staying in Beauclair, the famous fall event is coming up. An event the Witcher cannot refuse to take part in, even if he has to dress up for it. However, not everything goes as planned and the members of the Hanza are in for some surprises. Blame it on the grape punch. Or is it the bard's fault after all?

... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

His head hurts like seven hells. No, seventeen. At least. Like caught between hammer and anvil with the most powerful Mahakam dwarf wielding the enormous iron tool. Every few seconds causing a crashing boom to explode in his woozy brain. Like the reverberating roll of thunder directly next to his eardrums. Perhaps it is the clap of thunder and not just a figment of his imagination? There were no clouds last he checked but a perfectly clear, dark velvet sky dotted with a million stars and an unusually big and round silver moon. Perfect weather for Toussaint's famous fall masquerade. However, he feels wet. Very wet actually. In between the echoing booms he believes he can hear the patter of water, too. A sudden deluge? Which he was too deeply asleep to even notice? His eyelids are far too heavy to open just yet to check, though. Damn, has he really drunk that much? He remembers a few glasses of freshly made wine and then there was this delicious grape punch ... He must indeed have had a cup too many as he can hardly remember anything else. Or two cups. Three. He moans softly and tries to sit up but immediately lies back down again, this time with a much louder groan, his head spinning and his stomach doing somersaults. Gods, now would be the perfect time for Geralt to kill him ... He groans again. Then, with an effort he forces his sluggish brain to process a few more of the incoming sensory signals from his surroundings. He stiffens. Shit! The perception processed by the few brain cells that are actually working is rather disturbing. Besides feeling cold and wet and - naked??? - he realises that the booming sound is neither in his head nor the roll of thunder but somebody snoring straight into his ear. Darn, there is a hand on his chest, too, that definitely does not belong to him. And another one in a place that is far too indecent to even mention ...

Continue reading on Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41477553/chapters/106810488

Day 6 SFW: Potion @witchertrickortreat

Baby Geralt making Witcher potions. Oh and he also made one safe for humans!