I'm not saying the fics that have a modern AU Geralt with his life actually together wrong exactly (Ciri absolutely deserves a dad who can remember to feed himself on ocassion), but I have a real hard time picturing this man living in a high-end New York City style Penthouse because he owns some company or other. Yennefer? Absolutely. But...Geralt?
Geralt lives in a truck. He is a wildlife preserve cryptid who became famous for dryly-delivered video posts about what not to do around moose. He might own a ranch. At best, he's their universe's equivalent of Steve Irwin, but it's far more likely that he's like Kurt Russel's character in Big Trouble In Little China. Do not try to convince me that this man has superior lodgings to the Porkchop Express.
At least until Jaskier hitches a fancy travel trailer to the back and absolutely INSISTS that they plug it in to campgrounds with sewage disposal and running water every now and then becausse BATHING IS IMPORTANT, GERALT.
