I hope it's okay to just write you this but I just had this picture of Clint being a with in my head. Of course he would be a disaster witch xD
It’s always okay to write me! Especially with delightful Clint headcanons :)
Oh he’d be such a mess. He’d always knock over cauldrons and misplace key ingredients. Bruce and Tony won’t let him anywhere near them when they’re working on an intricate spell. Lucky is, of course, his very cute but pretty useless familiar. (Lucky, fetch me the Hellebore -- no Lucky that’s wolf’s bane, we want the one with the black flowers -- Jesus Christ, I’ll just get it!)
His real strength is enchanting everyday objects to do totally unnecessary things. Some of his crafts, especially his weapons, actually make sense -- arrows that return to the archer after they are fired, knives that explode when someone besides the true bearer wields them. But Natasha can’t figure out why he decided a singing blanket was a good idea, and Bucky still hasn’t forgiven Clint for the time he enchanted every mug to move two inches to the left every time Bucky reached for his coffee.Â
