Listen Barfy, would you rather have a baby jungle gym or a hole in the ground that will eventually be a rad hot tub once I get the permits?  Going to need a fast answer here.  I rented this from the neighbors and I need to get it back over there before they notice.

Cuddle reassured me he is qualified to train me to use the backhoe I rented to complete some yard work I have been putting off.  He didn’t show me any training licenses, but he did show me all the candy he won from the crane game at the supermarket.

Hey Pookie, I got all of the Cheetos dust out of the camera.  We should probably start taking photographs about my life again.

Alright Ms. Medium Lamb, before we start your quarterly performance review I want to say that as your boss boss I have to rely a lot on reports from your boss, Miss. Baby.  No need to get anxious now. Miss. Baby has said a lot of good things about you.  Apparently you are "Dependable and easily found" as well as "Chewy and hard to dismember."

As a father, Barfy is very lost when it comes to new technology.  Fortunately for him, I run a seminar on how to stay connected with his children while maintaining the guise that he is cool.  He is currently my star pupil in "Snapchats: How to make people look at your face more than they ever wanted to."

The majestic red tree squirrel once again emerges from his hibernation drey to frolic in the summer weather and find out why his Netflix stopped working in the middle of his The Walking Dead marathon.

Maybe if Cadbury eggs were legal year round, I wouldn't have to meet up with weirdos I find on craigslist and have to talk about how cool the 80's were while paying through the nose to get my creamy goodness on.

Alright Ms. Medium Lamb, this is where you will be doing most of your work here at Witabushytail Inc.  You're going to want to be very thorough with your reports because your boss Miss Baby can be pretty volatile when upset.  As you can see she has also recently developed purposeful hand control so give her a wide berth so you don't end up like Junior Intern Mr. Jumps.