#wisecracks

When Loki starts wearing readers, you remind him of all the little jokes and wisecracks he used to make.

For some reason, the Scooby-Doo! Mysteries Incorporated treatment of Velma showed a somewhat snarky side of her we may not have been aware of all this time--as this video illustrates.

You had thought Tony was bad about it, but Loki apparently feels the need to make wisecracks about your overflowing wardrobe (despite your insistence that you “have nothing to wear”) and literally counting all the shoes in your closet and asking umpteen questions about them. (“Did you honestly buy the same pair of shoes in eleven different colors?” “What exactly is the purpose of so much… ‘glitter’…?” “Oh! And where did you plan to wear these scandalous pieces? Not out in public, I hope.”)

And your dresses are a whole other topic!

Not to mention how many times you’ve tried to explain to him that “This is a top, this is a shirt, and this is a blouse. They are *different,* Loki!”

So, you resort to attempting to hide your (totally moderate) shopping habit.

Because you can totally keep secrets from Loki, right?

“I don’t think I’ve seen that dress before, (Name)…”

“Um… You, uh, you haven’t. See, I’ve had this dress for a long time and I just haven’t worn it yet.”

“Oh, you haven’t?”

“Nope.”