Deerper & Wirturtle #1
Wirt: I think I need a new pet name for you.
Dipper: What why?
Wirt: Well everybody calls you deer since yah know… you are one. “dear” “deer”, sounds the same.
Dipper: ‘kay got your point. How do you plan to call me then?
Wirt: idk… “my doerk”??
Dipper: …
Dipper: Okay you can die now.









