“You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I’ve ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome.” (wireframedglasses)
Gwen, being somewhat disapproving of being called 'cargo' kicked the back of his seat obnoxiously. "Don't call the little Lily a midget," she sing-songed from where she'd slumped right down in the seat: to give herself better access to kicking the back of his chair in the most disruptive way imaginable. "I'll tell her you said that," she intoned with a wicked laugh. "Troublesome: causing trouble, making trouble, being trouble. You sound like my father, King. Only, he caused more trouble than I did for those English Kings," she laughed again, head thrown back in rapturous glee. "Would that I had been a son! Oh the trouble I could have caused as a boy! Oh, the troubles my boys caused! It is in the nature of men to be troublesome, but I am not a man, Little King, and you have not yet seen trouble. Trouble! It's because I am a witch that I am troublesome, I have lain in sinful union with the devil, I have wilted crops and slain cattle and dried up wells all without ever lifting a finger, oh that is troublesome indeed!" She kicked his chair again for good measure.