May 11, 2020
Me and my friend were having a 2am talk (like you do) a few weeks back and the subject of aliens came up. I mentioned how I wanted aliens to be real just so I could ask them questions about so many things I’ve always wanted to know.
Basically this prompted my friend to imagine the concept of an alien doing a Wired Auto-Complete Interview which is something that I have since been unable to forget.
I just keep imagining an alien ripping off the white tab and reading “did aliens build the pyramids?” Sighing, and saying “no, no we did not and you guys should stop asking that.”
