#wire headcanons

What are some of the random quirks or habits of the main four that just kind of make them individuals? You mentioned Wire’s tapping, are there any other little things?

Eustass Kid:

Takes literally everything apart and reassembles it for fun if he's left unchecked.

Sleeps with his eyes open if he's really tired.

Refers to everyone as a bottom and says they're exhibiting bottom behaviours when they annoy him or do anything weird.

Never wears socks.

Incredibly paranoid and stands by the railings of the Victoria Punk just staring into the dark sea looking for ghosts.

Keeps a notebook tucked under his mattress with jokes he saves for future conversations so everyone thinks he's funny.

Scratches off his nail polish when he's bored of it.

Heat:

Juggles whatever he's holding or has nearby when he's bored.

Cannot sit still. His hands, legs or feet are always moving.

Talks like a fraternity brother.

Does everything in 7s.

Sits in his room in the dark beside a candle trying to read his own tarot card fortune because the "vibe has to be right man".

Also sometimes cartwheels around instead of walking.

Over-plans and has alternative plans for every scenario.

Killer:

Fucking loves monopoly; he collects the different themed boards.

Un-ironically loves those erotica novels aimed at middle aged white women.

Does yoga every morning on the deck to prepare himself for dealing with the Kid Pirates.

Has illegible handwriting that he can't even understand.

Eats a piece of dry pasta before he cooks it so he can check if it'll turn out nicely.

Stands way too close to people when talking to them.

Suspiciously strokes his goatee when he's having serious conversations and planning attacks.

Wire:

Taps every doorframe as he passes through them.

Raises a singular eyebrow every time he's confused. Had to teach himself how to do this.

Uses the Eeny Meeny Miney Mo rhyme to decide literally everything he does or buys.

Over explains everything and every explanation takes several minutes.

Sneezes in 4s.

Refuses to eat anything if it doesn't include some form of garlic.

P.S. I’m trying a new format so tell me if you don’t like it :3 

Hi dear! I wasn't sure what you were looking for specifically, so these kinda ended up just being silly and all over the place. But I stand by them!!

Kid:

🧲 If you enter a bet of any kind with Kid, he has to take the bet

🧲 It’s absolutely a pride thing, and it’s led to more than his fair share of rough situations

🧲 It’s also how Killer gets him to do anything, especially chores

🧲 Like “Hey Kid I bet I can swab the deck faster than you” “You’re on asshole!” Ship’s clean in like...10 minutes

🧲 Killer also is the one running damage control though and making sure nobody else finds out about this; the last thing he needs is someone else taking advantage of his captain’s stubbornness

Killer:

📜 The only one with any goddamn sense on this crew (but we knew that lol)

📜 Killer’s pretty well-read, and enjoys history books, but along with historical non-fiction, he really enjoys historical romance

📜 Killer knows it’s all about the yearning

📜 He has an entire pile of historical romance novels of all kinds just stuffed under his bed where no one will look

📜 And he makes a point to visit a bookstore on every island they go to

Wire:

🧁 I have absolutely nothing to base this on, but the boy looks like he enjoys baking

🧁 Like he’s the one who wears a frilly pink apron and constantly has cookies and cupcakes available to eat and it’s great

🧁 However his decorating leaves something to be desired

🧁 He doesn’t think there’s anything wrong though, so if there’s one thing that makes him snap it’s someone saying his frosting looks like shit

🧁 At this point everyone on the crew knows that despite how it looks, everything tastes amazing, and nobody’s rude enough to say anything (not even Kid, though it took a few tries before he figured that out)

🧁 But if an outsider were to say anything? Dead. Like, fully dead. Bottom of the ocean dead. RIP in pieces.

TW: drugging

oh totally, both of them see absolutely no problems with using aphrodisiacs if gets them whatever they want and when they want it. it gives both of them the control they desperately crave all whilst they get to torture their poor sweetheart as much as they want.

Yan! Killer would crush it into the darling’s food right in front of them, then get a kick out of watching them eat it. he’ll sit and watch as they get begin to struggle to sit still and keep in any. then he’ll put up their plate and make sure to accidentally brush against them, asking if everything is alright when they quietly whimper over the interaction. he'll just sit there and continue eating his meal whilst the poor sweetheart is just panting, squeezing their legs tightly together and struggling to sit up right. Killer will just act as if they're not there and simply nod his head when they call out for him. he won't verbally or physically acknowledge the situation, just sit there eating and acting like this is the biggest waste of his time until they ask again. and then ask again. it's not until they're in tears and begging him to help that he's actually responding, asking why he should even bother since it's a waste of his time. Killer's not that much of a monster of course, he wouldn't leave them like this for longer than what he sees as being necessary but they need to remember their manners and beg him properly, telling him what he wants to hear in graphic details.

you're in luck anon, i have so many headcanons about biker gang! Kid Pirates.

Kid started his biker gang started when he was 13 and was trying to fight against the corrupt gangs in his city.

His gang is in control of at least 1/3 of the city now, with the various other ones being too scared to say anything about it.

His mission was to make it safer for the younger people he would regularly see getting hurt.

The Kid Pirates' main hang out spot/base is their repair shop.

The shop would either be at the centre of town or next to the local beach (I'm leaning towards the beach).

There's usually a group of admirers sat up the road from the shop watching the sight and flirting with them.

Some of the gang (Hip and Quincy especially) love the fact they have admirers and often go to flirt with them.

Disc J has to drag them back regularly and remind them to do their work.

Its usually open 24/7 with the gang swapping the various shifts between each other depending on their personal schedules or commitments.

The shifts are often decided based on rock paper scissors or a thumb war but the gang are prone to cheating over it.

Some of the members have children, pets or young siblings to look after so they're allowed priority to pick the shifts that they want.

Heat, Haikei and Killer are often designated babysitters of the crew's family members if they have to work, with Oscar and Wire being designated pet sitters.

In the summer, Wire can often be seen running with Pomp and House's dogs.

Known for being aggressive and cold to outsiders.

Noe isn't allowed to be left alone in the workshop.

People are scared of the crew, but the locals to the shop will always intensely defend them and argue all the good they've done for the community.

It is a very well known fact that you can go up to them for help if needed but they don't like being approached unless its necessary (walking home/body-guarding/getting some drugs).

Most people are too scared to ask for help but they can usually tell if you need it.

Biggest feminists and allies, they permanently have a jar by the till asking you to donate to various charities and Heat ensures at least 5% of yearly profits are donated as well.

Some of them are involved in local schemes to help give back to the community and the remaining ones end up having to regularly do community service.

Kid designed and built his own bike, then built Heat, Wire and Killer's bikes based off their personal designs.

Always keeps spare parts in the repair shop so people can work on their own projects or their bikes.

He also has a special private workshop and desk that no one is allowed to touch or move anything.

He'll have a temper tantrum if someone does.

They're very into the rave and clubbing scenes; it's usually pretty easy to spot them standing next to their bikes in the smoking area or in booths watching the dancing.

They are all heart throbs but are almost all players and lead people on (accidentally or intentionally).

Rare for them to start relationships so its a big deal when it happens.

Kid demands they volunteer as escorts for abuse victims and Killer frequently encourages them to help those who need it with their errands.

Also participate in local fight clubs and boxing tournaments, Kid is the reigning champion for most of them.

He probably lost his arm in one of these fights or in a war over his territory, but replaced it with a prosthetic one that he built himself.

It's fairly easy to talk to them and sleep with them but very difficult to become a part of the gang or friend group.

The gang is famous for their captain's short temper and most of town is terrified of getting on his bad side.

New additions are usually partners of current members, members of ally groups or people who impress Kid with their fighting or engineering skills.

Oscar's pet cat often wonders into the repair to shop to demand pets and get in the way of constructions.

They all believe in the importance of found family since most of them were outcasts before finding Kid.

They're a very feral group and are incredibly intimidating, but they'll try their hardest to make sure everyone around them is safe.

They all share the same morals and beliefs.

Fearlessly loyal to Kid and would do anything he asked of them in exchange for giving him his own family.

Heat:

It's a buy one get one free deal, Wire comes for free with Heat

Very touch starved so he's always randomly hugging you or draping his arm over you

The best person to gossip with, he somehow knows everything about everyone he's ever met

Naturally runs super warm so hugging him is the best in the winter

Gets sweaty very easily and always ends up trying to wipe himself on you

Can't run very fast so you'll win any races against him

Loves to sit and listen to you rant about your interests/hobbies

Will research anything you're really interested in so he can ask questions and do it with you

Gives you forehead kisses

Has a key to your room and often uses it to take naps on your bed

Massively in debt so you'll either end up running from marines after he shoplifts or end up paying for the stuff he wants

Tries regularly to blackmail you into buying The Sims expansion packs

The type of best friend who everyone thinks you're dating but both of you feel sick at the thought of dating

Walks into your room so often without knocking that he's seen you naked, but does not give a single shit and cannot see you in a sexual way

Can communicate with you with eye contact and facial expressions

Platonic cuddles in his bed

Arguments with him last 4 minutes before he starts laughing

Whenever he wants to learn a new hobby he makes you do it with him

Will never forgive you for the time you drew a smile over his mouth whilst he slept because you said he looked too miserable

Steals your clothes so often that you sometimes have nothing in your wardrobe

All decisions in your friendship is decided by rock paper scissors

The game has devolved into a free for all though, he'll whip out a gun to shoot your rock

Makes the most disgusting food but always insists on cooking for you and watches you until you take a bite of it

Has your skin care routine memorised and does it for you when you're tired

Wire:

Super protective

The best concert buddy, he will go to any concert or gig you want

He also let's you sit on his shoulders if you can't see anything at the concert

Acts like your older brother

Knows everything about you, even things you never told him

Will threaten anyone you go on a date with and quiz them until he feels satisfied

Makes you the best hot chocolate to cheer you up

Only you know the secret recipe and has threatened you with death if you tell anyone else

Wants you to be the godparent of his future children but would rather die than tell you that

Watches Real Housewives with you and gets incredibly involved with the drama

Throws popcorn at the tv and makes you pick it up

Spoils you with whatever you want or he thinks you might like

The ultimate wingman in clubs

Doesn't talk often, so prefers it when you do most of the talking for him

Makes you learn sign language so you can talk shit about people next to them

Likely childhood friends who joined the crew together

Can read your body language incredibly well

So incredibly bad at poker

Can read your tells, so you are also bad at poker when you play with him

Made you swear a pact with him aged 10 that if you're both still single by 35 then you'll get married and adopt cats or children together

Traumatises you with his sick fetishes whilst you're trying to sleep

His love language is teasing you

Matching friendship bracelets with your names on them

Killer:

Did you want a new mother? No? Oh well you're getting one because that's how Killer is towards you

He makes sure you have a decent sleep schedule, regularly drink water and cooks you healthy meals

He will also prioritise cooking your favourite foods over cooking Kid's favourites

Kid claims he hates you for this but he's happy Killer has another person he can trust so much

He lets you paint his nails and play with his hair whenever you want, it's like having a barbie doll as a best friend

Will beat up anyone who laughs at you and would probably cry if you did the same for him

Trusts you to see his face but still struggles to let you hear his laugh

He still trusts you to hear it, he's just still working towards overcoming his insecurities

The ultimate reading buddy, he loves sitting and quietly reading books with you

Will read to you if you want him too

The type of friend who comes to pick you up after work so you get home safely

Scary dog privileges

No one would dare harass you when you see him walking next to you on the street

If you do stupid shit around him, he'll just deadpan like he's on the office and question why he let you join the crew

Will desperately try to get you to work out with him

If you have younger siblings or a child he'll spoil them rotten and be their favourite uncle

Killer and you are like the crew's parents who are just keeping everything together

Platonic coffee dates where you both sit in silence and read

Takes care of you when you're ill or hungover by making you soup and sitting with you

imagine being friends/lovers with biker gang! Kid Pirates and doing this trend at a party, where you give them your drink and then secretly record what they do. it would be so funny and go incredibly viral because of how they react.

there's Wire who takes it from you and immediately takes a sip, before telling you how weak it is and to add some vodka but still holds it until you get back.

Killer, our favourite feminist, who takes drink holding incredibly serious and automatically holds his hand out to take drinks from girls/strangers walking past him to the toilet. He'll put your drink next to him or hold it whilst he talks to Hip and creates such an intimidating aura that no one will dare come close to it.

Kid who tells you to "fuck off, i'm not holding this shit" when you give it to him but holds it anyways and can be see yelling at people (outside of his gang) to get away from the drink.

there's Heat who's already holding it for you because he's a gentleman like that but flips anyone off and kicks people away if they come within 15cm of the drink.

Oscar, who grips the top of the cup so hard it spills on his hand and he has to buy you a second one.

Haikei who's logic is: i'm holding it, i get to drink from it too but refuses to get you a replacement drink.

Noe who puts the drink down for a second and gets paranoid it's been spiked despite the fact he kept an eye on it, so gets you 2 more to apologise.

Hip who holds it against her chest and uses both hands to cover the top, hiding in the corner of the party and threatening to bite anyone who comes close until you come back.

there's Quincy who bought you one of those drink condoms that cover the lid of your drink before you came out for the night but refuses to hold the drink because of her latest manicure and gives it to Killer to hold.

Bubblegum who mixes up your drinks, takes a sip and then spits it back out into your drink.

it would be my honour to write some more. i might have gotten a little carried away with this one though...

possible TW: mention of weapons in the bedroom + sadistic/humiliation related kinks

Will hesitate before he does anything so he can confirm you're feeling okay with continuing on

He makes sure you have safeword system and a system of hand signals so he knows if you need to take a break/stop

Takes consent very seriously and would probably cry if he found out you've ever felt you had to have sex with him

Overstimulates you before he even fucks you because he needs to get you ready for how big his dick is

The type to grip your chin when you makeout and not let you turn your head away from him

Massively into bondage, mainly for you but he doesn't mind being tied up if you want him to be

If you tie him up you'll need to gag him because otherwise he won't stop telling you how weak the restraints are

Goes red in the face and drools a lot when he's gagged

Wants to be degraded but will immediately degrade you afterwards

If he's in a sappy or emotional mood he'll start slipping in praise into his degrading until he's calling you his "pretty girlfriend" and praising you for being so perfect for him

Probably into food play

Super awkward when he tries to make love to you but he's trying his hardest to show you he cares

Puts his cigarettes out on you and wants you to do it to him

Wants to have a threesome with Heat

Like really really badly

The type to spit on your chest and then lick it up

Weapon kink

He wants to hold his pitchfork or a knife against your neck whilst he fucks you

Massive size kink

Likes when you 'fight back' against him in the bedroom so he has to put you in your place

If you try to choke him with one hand, he'll grab your other hand and force you to wrap it around his neck as well

Grunts when he's close to to orgasming and grips your hips a little tighter

Fights for dominance with you

Pretends to be uninterested and not care when you suck his dick

In reality he's chanting "don't cum don't cum don't cum" in his head

If he walks in on you touching yourself, it's over for you

He'll make you keep touching yourself whilst he watches by the doorway

Insists you make out with him after you've sucked his dick because it "adds flavour"

If he's not feeling 'interested' in having sex with you, he'd tell you to get off on his shoe

Has the most experience out of anyone in the crew and knows how to deal with any possible situation that might happen

The best at dealing with a situation where you say your safe word or enter subspace

Sometimes goes non-verbal in the bedroom but lets out the most attractive sounds out as a result

Would cum in his pants if you wore his shorts or fishnet stockings around him

Insists you hold eye contact with him whilst he gives you head

Forehead kisses and so much praise when it's time for aftercare

Kisses you all over your body and tells you how much he loves you

Runs you a bubblebath full of bubbles and fancy bath salts afterwards