WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS
synopsis: Lemonade stands, cootie-proof forts, love songs, and endless argumentsâsome things never change. But this time, Chenleâs finally ready to win the only fight that ever mattered.
wc: 2,6k pairings: schroeder!chenle Ă lucy!reader genre: fluff, romance, peanuts gang au, childhood friends to lovers au, lwk crack warnings: none! notes: I'd sell my soul to the devil for chenle to write songs about me
The first time you decided Zhong Chenle would marry you, it was a Tuesday.Â
Specifically, a Tuesday he was supposed to be admiring your lemonade stand. You put all that hard work into impressing him, yet instead, he was hunched over a tiny piano in the school music room, plinking out a melody that sounded suspiciously like a funeral dirge.
You marched over, fists on your overalls. âYouâre doing it wrong,â you announced, leaning so far over the piano keys your braids brushed his hands. âLove songs are supposed to be sparkly. Like glitter. Or⌠or soda.â
Chenle didnât look up. His bowl cut bobbed as he muttered, âThis is sparkly. Itâs Chopin.â
âChopinâs boring. Play our song.â You slammed a juice box on top of his sheet music.
âWe donât have a songââ
âYes, we do! Itâs called âFuture Mrs. Zhongâs Lemonade Stand Jamâ.â You began humming loudly, off-key, while Chenle groaned and covered his ears.
By recess, youâd dragged your lemonade stand and a disgruntled Renjun hauling his security blanket, next to the playground swings. Chenle was there, of course, because the universe hated him. Heâd brought his piano again, a portable keyboard balanced on the slide.
âFive cents for lemonade!â you barked, ignoring Renjunâs sigh of, âUnrequited love is statistically improbable before puberty.â
Chenle squinted at you. âYour sign says âPsychiatristâ.â
âItâs a package deal.â You shoved a cup at him. âDrink. Then tell me why youâre allergic to romance.â
He took a sip and immediately spat it out. âThis is just straight up lemon juice!â
âItâs advanced lemonade.â You crossed your arms. âFor advanced love problems.â
Valentineâs Day was your magnum opus. You spent hours gluing sequins to a card shaped like a grand piano, then shoved it into Chenleâs hands during naptime.
âHere. Itâs a down payment for our wedding.â
He blinked, cookie crumbs on his cheeks. ââŚThanks?â
The next day, you spotted it poking out of his piano bookâas a bookmark? How dare he.
You seethed while Chenle played a concerto, oblivious⌠until you noticed him gently smoothing the crumpled corner of the card when he thought no one was looking.
By fifth grade, Chenleâs desk looked like a war zone.
Heâd stacked recorded Beethoven albums into a precarious tower, draped a raincoat over the top as a âroof,â and taped a Lunchables box to the front with a crude drawing of a dragon that vaguely resembled a dog. The pièce de rĂŠsistance? A sign scribbled in red marker: âNO GIRLS ALLOWED. ESPECIALLY LEMONADE GIRLS.â
You surveyed his fortress, hands on your hips. âIs that a sock puppet guard?â
Chenle peeked over the wall, clutching a pencil like a sword. âHis nameâs Daegal. Heâs allergic to cooties.â
âCooties arenât real.â
âProve it.â
You lobbed a love note over the wall. It fluttered into his lap, adorned with a glitter bomb heart.
âGAHââ Chenle swatted it away, accidentally knocking over his âMoonlight Sonataâ CD. âIâm serious! This is an anti-girls zone!â
By lunch, youâd engineered a catapult from rubber bands and a spoon to fire candy hearts into his fortress. One hit Daegal in the eye.
âCeasefire!â Chenle yelled, waving a white flag that seemed oddly like a napkin.
âNever!â You reloaded with a gummy bear. âLove wins, Zhong!â
Renjun looked at the chaos and merely sighed. âThis is why I donât leave my blanket.â
You were finally 16 now. You hadnât officially given up on Chenle. You just⌠upgraded.
âArguing is just verbal jazz,â you declared to Renjun, shoving a stack of debate notes into your locker. âAnd Iâm Miles Davis.â
Renjun, now permanently fused to his security blanket, sighed. âJazz doesnât involve threatening to sue the cafeteria over soggy tater tots.â
âAlleged tater tots.â You slammed the locker shut just as Chenle rounded the corner, his growth spurt leaving him all elbows and awkward angles. He froze, sheet music slipping from his hands like confetti.
âOops,â you said, stepping over a stray page titled âLemonade Stand Blues (Draft #47).â
âIâ Itâs notâ Itâs a metaphor,â Chenle stammered, scrambling to gather the sheets. His voice cracked. Twice.
You arched a brow. âFor⌠plagiarism? You never paid me royalties.â
He opened his mouth, but you were already gone, heels clicking toward the debate hall where Haechan waited, clutching a wilting daisy.
It seemed like Haechan had asked you out for what you thought was the third time that month behind the gym bleachers, his baseball cap on backward and his shoelaces tied together.
âSo, uh⌠I heard you like justice,â he said, kicking a pebble. âThereâs this new documentary about⌠lawnmower regulations?â
You snorted. âAre you asking me out or questioning me about my interest in running for city council?â
âYes?â He grinned, all crooked. âIâll even let you yell at the popcorn guy if he skimps on butter.â
You glanced over his shoulder. Chenle was lurking by the water fountain, pretending to fix his Walkman while blatantly staring.Â
âDeal,â you said, loud enough for Chenle to hear. âBut only if you be a little more careful next time.â
Haechan tripped over his own feet celebrating.
 While you seemed to have everything under control, Chenleâs piano compositions had gone rogue.
Gone were the moody sonatas. Now he hammered out synth-pop bangers during lunch, lyrics scrawled in the margins of his math homework. âSheâs got a heart like a lawsuit / Lemonade empire, no parachute.â
Yangyang, now his self-proclaimed manager, danced on the cafeteria table with a ketchup bottle microphone. âTHIS IS A BOP! CALL IT âOBJECTION: NO, THATâS WRONG, IN THE NAME OF LOVEâ!â
âQuiet, if you say âbopâ one more time I'll hit you.â Chenle hissed, cheeks blazing as you walked by with Haechan.
You paused, tilting your head. âSounds peppy. Selling out, Bach?â
âItâs experimental,â Chenle muttered, slamming the keyboard cover shut.
âExperimental garbage, what happened to the classical stuff?â you looked almost sad, but Haechan. sweet, very nice⌠but dumb, Haechan gave Chenle a thumbs-up.
âNah, man, itâs fire! Trust. Keep cooking.â
Chenle looked ready to implode.
He also started to realize he probably had a tiny crush on you the moment he started âaccidentallyâ lingering by your locker.
Todayâs excuse? A very important conversation about the âDangers of Over-CaffeinationâÂ
âYou donât even drink coffee,â you said, snatching the pamphlet.
âIâm⌠preemptively concerned.â Chenleâs glasses slid down his nose as he leaned too close. âAlso, I heard Haechan eats fries with a fork. Red flag, right?â
You smirked. âJealousy is a red flag too, Zhong.â
âIâm notâ Itâs notâ UGH.â He stomped off, colliding with a freshman carrying a tuba.
Yangyang slow-clapped from the trash can heâd been hibernating in. âAND THE OSCAR FOR âMOST OBVIOUS CRUSHâ GOES TOâŚâ
The first time Chenle asked to tutor you, you thought someone had kidnapped him and replaced him with a fake.Â
âHi.â You looked up, startled to see him squinting at you in the library. His fingers drummed a nervous rhythm on the table, his glasses fogging slightly. Inside was a 10-page study guide titled âAlgebra for the Romantically Disabledâ in Comic Sans. Comic Sans. Of course it would be in comic sans.Â
You snorted. âIs this a self-help book?â
âItâs efficient,â he muttered, cheeks pink. âAnd youâre failing.â
âIâm strategically failing. Itâs called rebellion.â
âRebellion doesnât get you into college.â
You rolled your eyes but flipped open the binder. As the two of you began studying, you noticed how his handwriting was frantic, margins filled with doodles of lemons and tiny pianos.
Yangyang crashed the session halfway through, wearing a fake mustache and a name tag that read âDr. Love, PhD.â
âIâm here to supervise the tension,â he announced, tossing gummy worms at Chenleâs head.
Chenle batted them away. âThis is a libraryââ
âAnd this is a crime against chemistry!â Yangyang gestured wildly at the two of you. âYouâre sitting three feet apart! The laws of physics demand a climactic moment!â
You lobbed a gummy worm back at him. âGo bother us somewhere else, Snoopy.â
Chenleâs knee bumped yours under the table. He jerked back like heâd been burned. Weird.Â
By week three, you noticed things.
Like how Chenleâs sleeves were always rolled up now, showing off his⌠quite boney⌠wrists. How heâd hum under his breath while you worked before clamming up when you glanced over.
One afternoon, you caught him staring at your debate trophy on the shelf.
âWhat?â you said, snapping your gum.
âNothing. Just⌠youâre good at arguing. Obviously.â He fidgeted with his pencil. âBut youâre also⌠weirdly good at this.â
âAt failing?â
âAt Math. When you try at least.â
The room felt suddenly smaller. You broke the silence first. âIf youâre nice to me, Iâll start charging for lemonade again.â
Chenleâs laugh was quiet, almost shy. âWorth it.â
Jacksonâs house was a neon-lit warzone. Music throbbed through the walls, someone had duct-taped a Wii remote to the ceiling fan, and Johnny was screeching, âWHO WANTS TO WATCH ME BEAT MARIO KART BLINDFOLDED?!â
You arrived with Shotaro, your latest and most confusing date. Shotaro was a soccer star with the vibes of a golden retriever whoâd never really heard of the word sarcasm.
âThis place is⌠loud,â he said, blinking at the chaos.
âStick with me,â you said, steering him toward the punch bowl. âSurvival tip: Avoid anything labeled âJohnny Juice.ââ
Chenle had been lurking by the snack table for 20 minutes, holding a soda and glaring at Shotaroâs hand on your shoulder.
Why did I come here? he thought, watching you laugh at something Shotaro said. Sheâs dating a guy who probably thinks âBeethovenâ is a type of kitchen appliance.
Yangyang materialized beside him, holding a suspiciously glowing drink. âYou look like youâre plotting murder. Want a drink?â
âNo.â
âWant to commit murder?â
âYes.â
âOkay hear me outâŚâ
Thanks to the help of YangYangâs foot, Chenle managed to âtripâ on his way to the punch bowl. Red liquid seemd to soar through the air, making contact and drenching Shotaroâs white hoodie.
âOh my god,â you said to Shotaro, staring at the stain spreading. âAre you okay?â
Shotaro blinked down at himself. âI⌠think so? Is punch supposed to smell like gasoline?â
Chenle froze. Why did I do that? His chest tightened. I donât even like her like that. Do I?
You burst out laughing, taking Shotaroâs hand up. âYou look like you fought a ketchup monster.â
Chenleâs stomach dropped. Sheâs laughing. Sheâs not mad. Why does that hurt?
âIâ Iâll get napkins,â he stammered, fleeing before you could see his face crumple.
Chenle locked himself in Johnnyâs bathroom, gripping the sink.
âAi-ya, why am I like this?!â he hissed at his reflection. âYouâre a composer, not some dumb rom-com villain!â Heâd written entire songs about her, memorised the way she twirled her pen when she was annoyed, and still couldnât admit why. Why he was like this at all.
A knock. Yangyangâs voice: âOpen up, Iâve got a emotional support Choco Pie.â
âGo away.â
âYouâre not a bad person! Just a little deranged. Love makes us stupid!â
âIâm not in loveââ
âThen whyâd you even think about listening to me?â
Silence.
Chenle slid down the door, head in his hands. â...I donât know Yangles. Somethingâs up with me I guess.â
You found him later, sitting on the curb outside, staring at the stars.
âSulking?â you said, tossing him a juice box.
He caught it, wary. âWhereâs Captain America?â
âEmergency stain-removal mission.â You sat beside him. âYouâre a terrible actor, by the way.â
Chenle stiffened. âWhatâs that supposed to mean?â
âThe âtripâ? The glaring? The âAlgebra for the Romantically Disabledâ?â You smirked. âYouâre not subtle, Zhong.â
He looked away, throat bobbing. â...I didnât mean to ruin your night.â
âYou didnât.â You bumped his shoulder. âShotaroâs nice, but he thinks Beethoven is a type of kitchen appliance.â
Chenleâs laugh was shaky, relieved. âItâs not?â
âNope.â
He met your eyes then, and for a second, the world felt stillâno pianos, no punch, just the weight of 10 years hanging between you.
Then Yangyang screamed from inside, âTHE CEILING FANâS ON FIRE! THE WII REMOTE IS STILL UP THERE. I REPEAT THE WII REMOTE IS STILL UP THERE.â and the moment shattered.
And so what they say, maybe you had given up on love. You hadnât exactly lost touch with your friends over the years, but you never chased Chenle the way you used to. You seemed to have forgot about it, that was until you received a letter.
It was buried under coffee-stained interview transcripts. You almost missed it. Almost. Renjun, now a tenured philosophy professor still dragging his security blanket to brunch, plucked it from the pile.
âFan mail?â he said, eyebrow raised.
You tore it open. Two gilt-edged tickets slid out, along with a note scrawled in familiar, frantic handwriting:
âLemonade Stand Serenade â World Premiere
You owe me 15 years of therapy sessions. Front row or I sue for emotional damages.
â Chenleâ
Yangyang, now a TikTok-famous DJ with a beagle sidekick, FaceTimed you mid-eye-roll. âHeâs been working on this for years. Itâs like twilight but with less vampires.â
âIâm not going,â you said, tossing the tickets aside. âHe probably wrote a symphony about how annoying I am.â
Renjun sipped his tea. âDenial is the first stage ofâŚâ
âDonât.â
The concert hall was all velvet and gothic architecture. You sat stiffly in the front row, arms crossed, as the lights dimmed.
Then Chenle walked onstage.
Gone was the gangly boy with a bowl cut. This, modern Chenle wore a tailored suit, his hair swept back, confidence radiating like a smirk. But when his eyes flickered to yours, he fumbled his sheet music. Same old Zhong, you thought, biting back a smile.
The first notes were a playful clash of piano and synth, like childhood arguments set to music. Then the screen behind him lit up with your doodles. You saw images of the lemonade stand, the âKeep Outâ fortress, the Valentineâs card heâd kept all these years.
Your breath caught.
The symphony swelled, weaving pop beats with melodies you vaguely recognized. He played the songs heâd hummed during study sessions. The piece was suddenly interrupted by a loud screech.
âCHENLE, GET OFF THAT PIANO! YOUâRE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME!â
The crowd laughed. You didnât.
Because suddenly, it all made sense.
You found him pacing behind the curtain, muttering to Yangyang. ââwhat if she hates it? What if she sues?!â
âRelax,â Yangyang said, tossing a potato chip in the air. âSheâs already mentally drafting your wedding vows.â
âShut upââ
âToo late.â You and Renjun stepped into the light, with you holding up the program with his symphonyâs title emblazoned in gold. âExplain.â
Chenle froze. Yangyang saluted and ducked out, dragging a cackling Renjun behind him.
âItâs⌠a metaphor,â Chenle said, fiddling with his cufflinks. âOf our⌠dynamic.â
âDynamic.â
âYeah. You know. Rivalry. Friendship. Uh.â He swallowed. âMore.â
You stepped closer. âDefine more.â
He laughed, shaky and raw. âYouâre gonna make me say it, arenât you?â
âSay what?â
âThat Iâve been in love with you since you called Chopin âsparklyâ. Thought you were dumb. Didnât understand you.â His voice cracked. âAnd yet every song Iâve ever written was about you. And I kept your stupid Valentineâs card like a loserââ
You kissed him.
It wasnât very romantic or graceful. He stumbled into a prop table, sending sheet music flying. But his hands found your face, and for the first time in 20 years, the world made sense.
âTook you long enough, Beethoven,â you whispered against his lips.
He grinned. âBeethoven was a bachelor though.â
You twirled his tie around playful with your fingers, âAnd yet here we are.â
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