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Wink manual

The preamble: Winkology 101

The following is an introduction to The Art of Winking rules by @lito_thegod

Rule #1 winking ain’t for everybody.. No matter what u do in life. You gotta be confident with it. You come out here winking all willynilly and not being confident about It you liable to look like a creep and prolly have to register as a sex offender. And that’s that shit we not endorsing. Furthermore, it’s not a stalking deal.. It’s all about a wink in passing. Seems simple to the common eye.. But a meticulous winker knows better. You gotta follow wink protocol if you serious about this shit.

so lets say its a beautiful chick at the bar she getting hawked by all these niggaz but u wanna find a way to get her attention right? Right… So what do u do u ask?… I say.. U get in her line of sight. Directly in it but don’t be all ball on defender-ish with it. Give her that space.. Subtly look away but pay attention to her movements out the corner of your eye as soon as u see her start to look your way. You manifest that fuckin wink.. My brother this is the wink of destiny I say this bc you never know what can come from it. But anyway… My suggestion is a wink with the right eye it demands power and its mysterious.. She’s gonna be in shock that in the midst of her convo you winked, she’ll look again, next u smirk with it. She’s fucking intrigued now God. Next thing you know y’all doing the horizontal mambo on a water Bed. Nah but real shit it’s not about just fucking.. I’ve seen this wink shit turn a regular convo to a relationship. Niggaz are out here thriving off winks my brother. Last week i saw How a Double wink turned into a dance and now a Steady date (consult your local winkologist befor you pull off a master wink like that). Just remember every wink ends with K. All great muhfuggaz have Wink some where in their name you think Winky Wright was a solid defensive boxer for no reason? C’mon b

It’s many different variations of winks btw. Smirks, smiley, head nods plus wink. Feel free to experiment and see what works for you. Some eyes wink better than others. Now if at first you don’t succeed keep winking muhfugga, you think the great winkers got there with one wink? Fuck nah… Plenty eye lid strain took place for me to be able to get here I am today Fam and in no time you’ll get there too. I’m leaving out a lot bc I want you young winkers to find your own way any questions or how to sequences get at @lito_thegod aka Wink Martindale aka Winky Wright aka Rob Van Winkle bka Dr. Walter Wink

And remember you can go eye for eye or keep both ya eyes and shoot her a wink for some vagina.. I like the latter but live ya life