#winkmatch

FREDDIE: all right I GOTTA be honest WITH U here.

FREDDIE: BC I WOULD HAVE MESSAGED U SOONER

FREDDIE: i mean like we jsut got matched idk five seconds ago BUT I COULD HAVE MESSAGED U SOONER I AM A SPEEDY FAST TYPER

FREDDIE: but I rly gotta ask you something very IMPORTANT.

FREDDIE: R U READY?

FREDDIE: (nod for confirmation y/n)

FREDDIE: DO U THINK THAT A NATIONAL TREASURE 3 IS A GOOD CALL?

NARU: OK REGAN 👸🏼

NARU: i looked through your looking 4 list a few times 🔍

NARU: and idk if i'm exaCTLY any of those things 😬

NARU: BUT ☝️

NARU: if i do say so myself, i am a v. cool individual 💁🏻

NARU: and i'm definitely down 4 some casual dates 👭

NARU: so i'm just SENDING THIS ALL OUT INTO THE UNIVERSE 🚀

NARU: SO. my friend has entrusted me with their fish.

NARU: like. their goldfish or whatever 🐠

NARU: idk actually know what kind of fish it is I DON'T CARE what kind of fish it is

NARU: I don't actually like fish

NARU: at all 🙅🏻

NARU: but here I am, having this RESPONSIBILITY thrust at me like I *want* it (I don't) 🚫

NARU: and I swear that this morning when I was pouring my granola, it was plotting my murder 💀

NARU: so if you never get a message after this one, that's PROBABLY why 🤐

NARU: BUT WHATEVER, at least now you'll know the story!

FREDDIE: U S E L E S S F A C T O F T H E D A Y

FREDDIE: dr. seuss wrote green eggs and ham oN A DARE

FREDDIE: BECAUSE HE WAS DARED TO WRITE A BOOK USING 50 WORDS OR LESS

FREDDIE: AND IT MADE LIKE A ZILLION DOLLARS IDK

FREDDIE: one time i got dared to eat a whole bag of those extra flaming hot cheetos and i did it and i cried

FREDDIE: so i mean. chase your dreams i guess.

FREDDIE: some guys have ALL THE LUCK

FREDDIE: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GOOD PICK UP LINE.

FREDDIE: Not that i'm trying to use a pick-up line, because, like, obviously a dude doesn't just ADMIT THAT RIGHT AWAY.

FREDDIE: Icebreaker would probably be the better word?

FREDDIE: There aren't very many good icebreakers. There.

FREDDIE: GUESS THIS'LL JUST HAVE TO DO.

NARU: SO ☝️

NARU: for the past few weeks I have been ADAMANT that i want a bunny, right? 🐇 (look at the cute i'm just... WOW. they really Did That) 🐰

NARU: but this morning I saw a dog, like the CUTEST dog 🐶

NARU: and now i'm in CRISIS MODE because fluffy animals are just.... Very Good Creatures 😭

FREDDIE: SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSSOSOSO

FREDDIE: i had to make sure the last letter in that was an O and not an S because otherwise it would have looked like i was sending a VERY INTENSE DISTRESS SIGNAL 🆘

FREDDIE: AND I WAS NOT DOING THAT 🙅🏾‍♂️

FREDDIE: I WAS ACTUALLY JUST COMING HERE TO TELL YOU

FREDDIE: THAT I SAW A DOG

FREDDIE: IN YOUR PICTURE?

FREDDIE: AND I'M REQUESTING INFORMATION

FREDDIE: ON THE DOG

FREDDIE: IN YOUR PICTURE 🐶 🙏🏾

FREDDIE: which IN A WAY, COULD MEAN I AM SENDING A DISTRESS SIGNAL

FREDDIE: 🆘 🆘 🆘

FREDDIE: I NEED TO TALK ABOUT DOGS

FREDDIE: 🆘 🆘 🆘

FREDDIE: aLSO i'm FREDDIE.

NARU: YOU'RE FROM IOWA? 😱

NARU: I saw that you're from Iowa 🌽

NARU: do you like field of dreams?!

NARU: because as far as baseball films go, in my I-hate-sports opinion, it's easily top three!

NARU: ...Well, top four.

NARU: it goes A League of Their Own, Sandlot, Sandlot 2, THEN Field of Dreams. ⚾️

NARU: I think.