#winifred.

WINNIE: I spent two hours on the phone with mom last week convincing her not to have a mariachi band flown in from Mexico City for your birthday sue-lebration

WINNIE: You're so welcome 😌😌😌

reia would be lying if she said asking her clients to wait outside of her apartment wasn’t a power move. it was exactly that, and nothing else. there was no rush between her shift at the hair salon and a session, but she had to assert her dominance somehow. she had to continuously hint at how serious she was about this, and she always ceased the opportunity to do so— whether it be prominent or miniscule. reia’s dominance over the other was possibly the biggest motif in the narrative of silent, secret Soul Manipulation. and it started the first day, continued on to now ( with meeting winifred, face void of any expression ) and would continue until their last meeting. “so, your first scenario. if i say i left my keys at the salon and i needed you to wait here another twenty minutes, how do you react?” reia only allowed a moment of silence, face still straight with her eyes level with winifred’s, before there was a smile. “kidding. go on,” she nodded, nudging the door, she’d just unlocked, open with the toe of her shoe.

FULL NAME: Winifred Sue Sylvester

NICKNAMES: Winnie, Win, Sue-Wins

AGE: 25

GENDER: Cis Female

BIRTHDAY: May 30th, 1994

HOMETOWN: Pittsburgh, PA

ORIENTATION: Homosexual/Homoromantic

OCCUPATION: Massage therapist

FACELCLAIM: Hayley Kiyoko

FAMILY

MOTHER: Sue Sylvester

FATHER: Ken Tanaka

SIBLING(S): Mary-Ann, Ophelia, Sarah, and Peyton Sylvester; Penelope Corcoran

MISC.: Bailey Sylvester (aunt)

PET(S): She had a goldfish once but it swam into the filter for escape

BIO

When Winifred and her twin were born, their biological father had long since passed from a tragic honey-badger encounter. Then, when it came time to take the twins home from the hospital, Sue accidentally forgot one of them behind and didn’t want to stop for gas to circle back around for her, leading to the baby being placed into foster care where she was quickly scooped us. Thus, Winnie grew up without a father and without a twin, but she’s really never felt like she was missing out on anything. God knows her mother had enough of a presence to make up for a whole family. Still, Winnie loves her mom, in large part because she’s inherited her abrasive nature. Winnie moved to Chicago after high school, with her mother wanting to spread her legacy across the continental United States. There, Winnie got her certification in massage therapy. It’s a great job for her, because people love to bitch during their sessions and Winnie loves to learn gossip about people she’ll probably never meet. .

CHARACTERISTICS

MBTI: ENTJ

ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini

HOGWARTS HOUSE: Slytherin

This question is an abomination. Downright appalling, even. While Sue may have sprung us from her loins and graced us with a fraction of her excellence-encoded DNA, to think that any of us could hold a candle to her energy is an affront to Madonna. It’s all we can aspire for, dear anon, and I promise you, there will never be a day that I don’t aim to one day have the Biggest Sue Energy. When I finally achieve it though, it will be with the knowledge that its only because of the great woman who came before me. Often imitated but - and this is the important part - never duplicated.