46. âShut up, I am a delight!â
god this one works for fucking. any of their conversations. i love writing these horrible women.
âI think your ideas are getting stupider.â
âExcuse me! Well, IÂ think you are getting ruder!â
âMm, yeah, thatâs âcause itâs harder to fire your girlfriend than your henchman.â
âYour--! My--! You--!â
âUgh, can you go down, like, an octave?â
âOh, pardon me for having a voice, Iâm sure.â
âChrist, are you upset I called us girlfriends? What the hell else would you call this, living together and having sex and everything?â
âIâm sure I havenât--â
âYeah, yeah, you didnât think about it. You never do. Aaaaand thereâs the pouting. Look, itâs a shitty plan. It risks you, it risks the lasersol, it risks the money--thereâs gotta be a better way.â
âHow should I know? After all, I never think.â
âOh my god, you are impossible.â
âExcuse you, I am a delight.â
âYou are a de-straction. Get off me, Iâm working.â
âIs that any way to talk to your girlfriend?â