#wingardiumlevioshit

Bahahaha. I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets distracted and just writes this shit for a few giggles before continuing writing

five times so far! here’s the first instance of it:

Gingerly, Cloud removed the shirt from its hanger, unbuttoning the one button that held it together, and pulled it over his shoulders. It smells like him, he thought, desperately trying to stifle the dizzy feeling building in his head. It draped off his arms, and even when he finished buttoning it, the shirt fell down over his crotch. “Uh, Zack?” he said, the sleeves falling over his hands. “This is too big…”

46. “Shut up, I am a delight!”

god this one works for fucking. any of their conversations. i love writing these horrible women.

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“I think your ideas are getting stupider.”

“Excuse me! Well, I think you are getting ruder!”

“Mm, yeah, that’s ‘cause it’s harder to fire your girlfriend than your henchman.”

“Your--! My--! You--!”

“Ugh, can you go down, like, an octave?”

“Oh, pardon me for having a voice, I’m sure.”

“Christ, are you upset I called us girlfriends? What the hell else would you call this, living together and having sex and everything?”

“I’m sure I haven’t--”

“Yeah, yeah, you didn’t think about it. You never do. Aaaaand there’s the pouting. Look, it’s a shitty plan. It risks you, it risks the lasersol, it risks the money--there’s gotta be a better way.”

“How should I know? After all, I never think.”

“Oh my god, you are impossible.”

“Excuse you, I am a delight.”

“You are a de-straction. Get off me, I’m working.”

“Is that any way to talk to your girlfriend?”

What part was the hardest to write?

I remember some of the chapters like “Conference” and “Beach” being difficult because they were both lulls in the action in their own ways. Funny, I wanted to do a beach chapter right from the beginning and I dragged writing it and it’s the longest chapter in the piece.

“Seconds and Thirds” was difficult as well for some reason? i wanted to do the threesome right?

Back when I worked in a special rec program, we used to do this once a week just because so many kids loved the sensory appeal of it (ngl I loved it too)