Hey, hey! I wrote you a script :) I think you'll like it. *It's the entire script of The Fitness Gram Pacer Test™* Let me know what you think pls :> (no pressure in answering this. I just like being an idiot)
*As the shrimp narrator is kidnapped in the evil bucket knight he is stuck in a cell. Luckily the evil bucket knight is still nice enough to give the shrimp narrator mail and letters ((refer to other Reblogs since the most recent ones some how turned into a dnd game))
Signed the curator🪣
“The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.-
Wow. dear reader this is poetry. Beautifully put. This “fitness gram pacer testtm” is sure to give me hope in this dire situation until the brave hero’s of the parable come to save me.”
Signed the shrimp narrator king
