Jul 30
Will (FaceTiming Mack): Hi Mackie I’m on a boat, look how pretty the water is! I’m having so much fun. Idk how many White Claws I’ve had, why do you ask? Oh hold on someone’s doing backflips I’ll be right back—
Mack: Will, hand the phone over to someone right now, I mean it. Or no phone sex tonight!!!
Mack (to the poor soul who ends up with Will’s phone): Get him in a life vest RIGHT FUCKING NOW. He is NOT allowed to go down the slide like this. So help me god, if he hits his head on something, you’re all gonna be on crutches. Also, he’s a little red, is no one making sure his sunscreen gets reapplied? When’s the last time he had some water? Actually, get him a Gatorade. Not the orange one, you idiot, he hates those
