#wildkingjackal

AU where Ryan lives in Los Santos and wears the Vagabond gettup but it’s really just so people leave him alone. He’s strong, has knives, one gun but the reputation??? Comes from NOWHERE??? he’s just a civilian who wants people to stop trying to mug him when he’s going home with his groceries damnit.

Geoff finds him thanks to Gavin, tries to hire him and Ryan just “???? I don’t… I don’t hurt people????” he’s so confused and lost, the poor civilian just wants his diet coke and sweets, leave him alone.

hahahaha I don’t even know if I want that booty this is why I avoid human feeling things!!!

but if the cocktail parent and the tequila dad adopt the vodka auntie

hahahaha thank you man. tbh my first plan of attack probably is to just act like it never happened EVER and just NOT DEAL WITH THAT SHIT