Ichigoalpha learns the true meaning of christmaaz
[2:50:26 PM] Ichigoalpha: *noms on red vines*
[2:50:29 PM] Sloth Princess: yup
[2:50:34 PM] Maxwell: *poptarts*
[2:50:40 PM] Sloth Princess: EW
[2:50:41 PM] Sloth Princess: RED VINES
[2:50:42 PM] Sloth Princess: GROSS
[2:50:45 PM] Sloth Princess: BLEUGHUDSJKNX
[2:50:48 PM] Sloth Princess: twizzlers man
[2:50:51 PM] Maxwell: twizzlers yeh
[2:51:06 PM] Ichigoalpha: Nah
[2:51:12 PM] Maxwell: yah
[2:51:12 PM] Ichigoalpha: Red vines
[2:51:16 PM] Maxwell: nah
[2:51:20 PM] Maxwell: twizzlers
[2:51:43 PM] Sloth Princess: red vines taste like the veins of satan
[2:52:10 PM] Ichigoalpha: Excuse me
[2:52:22 PM] Ichigoalpha: My veins don't taste that bad
[2:52:31 PM] Maxwell: you
[2:52:33 PM] Maxwell: arent
[2:52:33 PM] Maxwell: satan
[2:52:39 PM] Sloth Princess: my father is the devil but not satan
[2:52:39 PM] Ichigoalpha: Oh wai
[2:52:42 PM] Ichigoalpha: t
[2:52:43 PM] Sloth Princess: theres a difference
[2:52:49 PM] Ichigoalpha: I'm the anti christ
[2:53:00 PM] Maxwell: meh
[2:53:09 PM] Maxwell: it may pass
[2:53:56 PM] Ichigoalpha: So I should be saying
[2:54:09 PM] Maxwell: brb i have to finish a spn ep
[2:54:12 PM] Ichigoalpha: My fathers veins don't taste THAT bad
[2:54:20 PM] Maxwell: oh my god
[2:54:20 PM] Maxwell: wait
[2:54:28 PM] Maxwell: but
[2:54:32 PM] Maxwell: you don't have a father
[2:54:40 PM] Ichigoalpha: STFU
[2:54:50 PM] Sloth Princess: just two mothers
[2:54:55 PM] Sloth Princess: well one mother and a stepmother
[2:54:58 PM] Maxwell: (:
[2:54:59 PM] Ichigoalpha: Lucis my stepdad
[2:55:01 PM] Maxwell: yes sweetie
[2:55:02 PM] Maxwell: no
[2:55:14 PM] Maxwell: unless
[2:55:23 PM] Ichigoalpha: I am the anti christ
[2:55:23 PM] Maxwell: i could have a sex change and be your stepfather...
[2:55:33 PM] Ichigoalpha: You are not luci
[2:55:34 PM] Maxwell: heh
[2:55:36 PM] Maxwell: hehhhhhh
[2:55:45 PM] Maxwell: nope jk
[2:55:53 PM] Sloth Princess: but max I love you just the way you are
[2:55:58 PM] Maxwell: :3
[2:56:07 PM] Maxwell: no sex change
[2:56:20 PM] Maxwell: i will stay a woman forever
[2:56:28 PM] Ichigoalpha: *performs sex change on max*
[2:56:31 PM] Ichigoalpha: Wait
[2:56:35 PM] Maxwell: now I'm satan
[2:56:38 PM] Maxwell: you have to choose
[2:56:40 PM] Ichigoalpha: We weren't doing that?
[2:56:42 PM] Maxwell: no
[2:56:49 PM] Maxwell: did you just like
[2:56:52 PM] Maxwell: stitch a
[2:56:54 PM] Sloth Princess: ew
[2:56:54 PM] Maxwell: over my
[2:56:56 PM] Sloth Princess: ew
[2:56:57 PM] Sloth Princess: ew
[2:56:58 PM] Maxwell: ew
[2:56:58 PM] Sloth Princess: ew
[2:56:58 PM] Sloth Princess: ew
[2:56:59 PM] Sloth Princess: ew
[2:56:59 PM] Sloth Princess: ew
[2:57:00 PM] Sloth Princess: ew
[2:57:01 PM] Maxwell: AAAGGHH
[2:57:03 PM] Sloth Princess: *screams and runs away*
[2:57:06 PM] Ichigoalpha: No
[2:57:16 PM] Maxwell: yuck
[2:57:18 PM] Ichigoalpha: I also cut off your breasts
[2:57:21 PM] Maxwell: ...
[2:57:22 PM] Maaz: [2:56 PM] Maxwell:
<<< i will stay a woman forever[2:56 PM] Ichigoalpha:
<<< *performs sex change on max*[2:56 PM] Maxwell:
<<< now I'm satan[2:56 PM] Maxwell:
<<< did you just like
stitch a
so many vault worthy quotes
[2:57:31 PM] Sloth Princess: ........................................................................................
[2:57:33 PM] Maxwell: ew
[2:57:33 PM] Maxwell: no
[2:57:36 PM] Maxwell: make them die
[2:57:38 PM] Sloth Princess: GAYLORD GIVE MAX BACK HIS WOMANHOOD
[2:57:47 PM] Maxwell: AND RID ME OF THIS
[2:57:49 PM] Maxwell: nvm
[2:57:49 PM] Ichigoalpha: NI
[2:57:51 PM] Maxwell: i can't say that
[2:58:00 PM] Maxwell: I'm sorry i just can't bring myself to type that
[2:58:10 PM] Ichigoalpha: I already fed his ovaries to my cat
[2:58:13 PM] Sloth Princess: GAYLORD I WILL GROUND YOU FOR A MONTH IF YOU DON'T LET MAX BE THE PROUD BLACK WOMAN HE IS
[2:58:15 PM] Maxwell: o_e
[2:58:19 PM] Maxwell: yes
[2:58:22 PM] Maxwell: MMMMM MMM MM
[2:58:31 PM] Maxwell: GUUUURRRRRL U BETTER GIMME MAH WOMANHOOD BACK
[2:58:32 PM] Ichigoalpha: I told yo
[2:58:34 PM] Ichigoalpha: u
[2:58:36 PM] Sloth Princess: HERE *dumps magic sloth glitter on max and makes him back into a woman*
[2:58:37 PM] Ichigoalpha: I already fed his ovaries to my cat
[2:58:39 PM] Sloth Princess: I HAVE GLITTER FOR EVERYTHING
[2:58:43 PM] Maxwell: MMMHMMM GURL
[2:58:50 PM] Sloth Princess: *dumps glitter on gaylord and makes him a lesbian woman*
[2:58:51 PM] Maxwell: DEM VOODOO MAGICS FIX EVERYTHAN
[2:59:05 PM] Ichigoalpha: *lesbians both of you*
[2:59:07 PM] Sloth Princess: GO GAYLORD
[2:59:13 PM] Maxwell: what the hell
[2:59:13 PM] Maaz: [2:58 PM] Maxwell:
<<< MMMMM MMM MM
GUUUURRRRRL U BETTER GIMME MAH WOMANHOOD BACK[2:58 PM] Ichigoalpha:
<<< I already fed his ovaries to my cat[2:57 PM] Sloth Princess:
<<< GAYLORD GIVE MAX BACK HIS WOMANHOOD[2:58 PM] Sloth Princess:
<<< *dumps glitter on gaylord and makes him a lesbian woman*
[2:59:14 PM] Sloth Princess: BE THE FREE FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL YOU WERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE
[2:59:21 PM] Maxwell: no
[2:59:24 PM] Maxwell: don't say that wait
[2:59:27 PM] Maxwell: On 6/16/14, at 2:59 PM, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wrote:
> *lesbians both of you*
[2:59:34 PM] Sloth Princess: we're already both lesbians
[2:59:42 PM] Sloth Princess: wait
[2:59:45 PM] Sloth Princess: hold on I"m confused
[2:59:48 PM] Maxwell: i don't think thats what he meant...
[2:59:50 PM] Sloth Princess: are YOU lesbianing US
[2:59:58 PM] Ichigoalpha: Yup
[3:00:01 PM] Sloth Princess: gaylord
[3:00:11 PM] Maxwell: we are your mothers
[3:00:17 PM] Maxwell: and you're lesbianing us?
[3:00:20 PM] Maaz: wait, if he;s lesbianing you guys, then who’s flying this plane!?
[3:00:21 PM] Ichigoalpha: *is to busy laughing my ass of to reply*
[3:00:37 PM] Maxwell: put your ass back on
[3:00:41 PM] Maxwell: and figure this out
[3:00:44 PM] Ichigoalpha: *stitches ass back on*
[3:01:10 PM] Sloth Princess: President Cattywampus: Meow *pilot*
[3:01:11 PM] Maxwell: *plane crashes*
[3:01:13 PM] Ichigoalpha: How the hell did this even start in the first place
[3:01:19 PM] Maxwell: no idea
[3:01:25 PM] Maxwell: you said something about red vines
[3:01:29 PM] Ichigoalpha: Because it was wild from start to finish
[3:01:34 PM] Sloth Princess: Vice President Gummybear: *copilot*
sloth princess- my girlfriend