#wig snatcher

Roxie Hart  – the original wig snatcher.

I am so fucking depressed!!!

Two days ago I was in my hometown and saw the most beautiful blue (ivy) wig... This blue wig was beautiful and what I needed to feel complete in this thing we call life. It was cut into a short bob with a thick bang and the color was electric blue. 

I couldn't buy the damn thing because I only had my card on me... Due to recent purchases I had a feeling my bank account was low but I couldn't check my fucking text banking because my motha fucking phone is currently lost in fucking Narnia!!!

I was sad leaving the store and I wanted to snatch the wig off the mannequin... but I knew they would catch me.#bitches

I spared myself the pain and allowed myself forget about the wig until this morning... I checked my online banking and realized I have $328 in that bitch of a card that I had on me when I came in contact with the wig that should have belonged to me!!!!

Granted, I'm sure my mother put that money in my account wanting me to pay some bills at school but daaaaayyyyyymmmmmnnnn I could jump off a cliff! (but I won't)

And to put the icing on the cake, I left my hometown to go back to my University yesterday, and only the lord knows when I will be back.