#wifies debunk

evilfies

• pitch black iris, red pupils. rest of the wifi (wifies plural???) have regular brown eyes

• bad habit of plucking his own hair (for dna cloning) so it’s kinda thin in some places

• headband loose bits go in an upside-down ‘v’ shape

• rbf (and he is a bitch)

clonefies

• only one without eyebags somehow

• softer, rounder shaped hair and in general

• headband loose bits go in an ‘n’ shape

• looks like he’s scared he’s gonna throw up 24/7

directorfies

• looks down at everyone except for parrot

• grey hairs from stress

• headband loose bits are longer than the other wifi, shape kinda a mix of both evil+clone

• generally looks real smug flexing his power

DaDfies

• is now a good time to say i haven’t watched d&d and don’t know much about it except zombie apocalypse and wifies is evil or something

• not rlly conveyed well here but eyes are always glassy

• hair is matted and dirty bc legit when are you gonna be able to wash it bruh

• headband is torn at the ends