#wifers

FUCK WHAT DID I DO

Who was the one to propose: Scott. Jamie thinks he’s going to do a big romantic gesture, but it’s small and quiet and perfect.

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Jamie. She doesn’t know how these things work. Good thing her mom does.

Who decorated the house: Mainly HGTV and George from Home Depot.

Who is more organized: Jamie. She wants to make sure they can find important things when they need them.

Who initiates bedroom fun: Mainly Scott, but Jamie does often as well.

Who suggested kids first: Scott. He wants little ones, but he doesn’t want to pressure Jamie.

Who’s more dominant: Scott. He is an alpha after all.

Who’s the cuddler: Jamie. But Scott doesn’t mind it.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: They like to go for a run or go play some sort of sports outside.

Who kills the spiders: Scott. Jamie makes him use his super alpha powers for that.

Who falls asleep first: Also Scott. Ten seconds after getting in bed he’s out like a light.

Who is louder? Jamie. And Scott likes it that way.

Who is more experimental? Mainly Scott, though Jamie has a few ideas of her own.

Do they fuck or make love? Both? Both. Both is good.

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Scott, but he doesn’t have the need really.

Who comes first? Jamie, thanks to Scott’s super-alpha-werewolf-sex-powers.

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Scott is better at it, but they both like receiving.

Who usually initiates things? Scott, though it doesn’t take any convincing for Jamie.

Who is more sensitive? Jamie, she picks up on the little things.

Who was the one to propose: Stiles. And it was romantic and cheesy and everything they wanted it to be.

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Jamie. She’s not so great at this “girl stuff” and struggles hard. What colors match? What flowers are in season?

Who decorated the house: The two of them, and a lot of HGTV magazines.

Who is more organized: Jamie. She’s got a spot for all their important documents and information.

Who initiates bedroom fun: Stiles mainly, though Jamie is very receptive.

Who suggested kids first: Jamie. Stiles didn’t want her to feel pressured, so he never mentions it.

Who’s more dominant: Stiles, though they’re both pretty laid back.

Who’s the cuddler: Jamie. She’s always leaning on or curled up with Stiles.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Playing video games and eating junk food.

Who kills the spiders: Stiles. Jamie ain’t about that life now that she doesn’t have to be.

Who falls asleep first: Stiles. Which gives Jamie free reign to cuddle up on him.

Who is louder? Jamie. She’s very expressive.

Who is more experimental? Stiles. But Jamie is usually open to suggestions.

Do they fuck or make love? Make love usually, but it’s fun to have some of both.

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Stiles, but it doesn’t happen often.

Who comes first? Jamie. She’s easily pleased.

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Stiles says Jamie’s better, but she doesn’t agree. They both like giving and getting.

Who usually initiates things? Stiles, but Jamie does a lot as well.

Who is more sensitive? Jamie. Stiles misses the details sometimes.

Who was the one to propose: Jamie. And she made sure to get the most beautiful ring possible for Maxi.

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Maxi. Admittedly she did most of the planning - she’s better at that sort of stuff than Jamie

Who decorated the house: Mainly Maxi, with some input from Jamie.

Who is more organized: Maxi for sure, she’s always picking up Jamie’s clothes from the floor.

Who initiates bedroom fun: Jamie. Maxi is still a little shy, but Jamie is not.

Who suggested kids first: Jamie. She knew she wanted them, and that Maxi wanted them. It’s just a matter of when.

Who’s more dominant: Jamie, though not by much.

Who’s the cuddler: Maxi. Though Jamie does not complain one bit.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Going to the farmer’s markets on the weekend to get fresh foods and people watch.

Who kills the spiders: Jamie. Maxi will if she has to, but prefers not to.

Who falls asleep first: Jamie. Maxi is a lighter sleeper.

Who is louder? In bed? Maxi. She’s a little embarrassed about it, but Jamie is all for it.

Who is more experimental? Probably Jamie, though both of them believe in not fixing what isn’t broken.

Do they fuck or make love? Usually make love, but there’s the occasional fuck time.

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Jamie, especially when Maxi has been gone for a while.

Who comes first? Maxi, Jamie knows just how she likes it.

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Jamie is better but looooves to get it from Maxi.

Who usually initiates things? Jamie, though Maxi is starting too more and more.

Who is more sensitive? Maxi, she can always tell when something’s wrong or something needs to be fixed.

Who has the most patience? Maxi. She knows how to keep a level head, but Jamie gets a little frustrated sometimes.

Which one sends emojis when texting? Jamie. Phoenix claims it doesn’t amuse him, but he totally thinks it’s adorable.

Which one cried during a disney movie? Jamie. Phoenix was quick to wipe her tears.

Who does the cooking? Phoenix. Jamie is useless, but Phoenix actually has a decent amount of talent in the kitchen.

Who decorates for the holiday season? Jamie, and she totally makes Phoenix participate as well, even if he’s not super into it.

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? Phoenix, which makes Jamie kick him until he stops.

Which person would stay up all night reading their favorite book, and which one would carry the other to bed? Jamie falls asleep reading a lot, and Phoenix would have to carry her up to bed.

Who laughs more during sex? Phoenix, because he finds Jamie’s reactions to him amusing.

Which one sends emojis when texting? Scott. And then he starts trying to imitate them in real life and that’s when Jamie has to put a  stop to it.

Which one cried during a disney movie? Jamie. Scott used it as an excuse to hold her in his big strong arms.

Who does the cooking? Scott. He learned from his mom. Jamie...did not get the cooking genes.

Who decorates for the holiday season? Jamie, though Scott is quick to help out. They both love the cheesy Christmas tunes.

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? Jamie. And Scott uses his magic werewolf body heat to warm her up!

Which person would stay up all night reading their favorite book, and which one would carry the other to bed? Scott tends to fall asleep reading more, but Jamie cannot carry him to bed. Her strength is in her legs, not her arms.

Who laughs more during sex? Jamie, though Scott is quick to change that to different sounds.

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