Dw twin. They’re reg Byler, you’re Wienermobyler.
@nixcloud
Introducing Wienermobyler..... an AU where the party are official Oscar Mayer Hotdoggers the summer after they graduate college
Modern AU where they have om instagram accounts (ideally this would be soc med but.... who knows how to do that...)
Will and Mike drive WEENR
Lucas and Dustin drive BIG BUN
Max and Jane drive OUR DOG
Jane is a vegetarian; Max is as well (sort of.... mainly for solidarity... she loves bacon too much to go full vegetarian) and they're the number one veggie dog reps
More om hotdogger names will drop as they are pondered, but Mike is Captain Glizzy, Will is Grilliam Shakespear. /(meatloaf Max is lwk growing on me but only because its hilarious how awful it is...)
Dustin is actually the BEST at hotdog puns and always makes people laugh... him and Lucas rack in commission money and Lucas sugar daddies Byler when they link up in cities
Elmax, however, makes the most in commissions and they sugar momma Lucas when THEY link up
Byler.... don't do super well in commissions... usually because Mike will make some fuckass hotdog innuendo that does NOT hit in the same way Dustin's puns do
Mike fucking loves Costco hot dogs and him and Will become the unofficial om x coscto social media brand reps after their wienermobile is spotted outside multiple costcos
Potential hotdogger names/ handles:
Dustin: Bun Intended, Doggie Dustin
Jane: Queen CornDog, The Meatless Menace
