#whyxupland

Felix smiles and shakes his head, “You know you can’t wear it in the bath. I promise you can have it as soon as we’re done, okay, baby?”

@whyxupland

Ship Aesthetic - Darlie

“What the fuck? No.”

“The White Chocolate Raspberry is as sweet as you,” Felix smirked at a girl around his age who was having trouble deciding what flavor of cupcake to purchase from the bakery. It was partly his job to be nice to customers and get them to come back and buy more sweets. But he also enjoyed sweet talking the better looking guests- pun intended. “But I recommend the seasonal flavor: Peppermint Bark. Or maybe get one for here and one to go?” He suggested smoothly and the young woman gave him to the bright blue eyes selling her more sugar than necessary. Once he rang her and her friend up, they wandered over to a table and Felix watched her go, eyes shamelessly lingering until she was sat down. 

No one else was in line and he wasn’t on oven duty so Felix left his register and slid into the chair across from Danny who often visited him at work. “Sup? Want another cupcake? We’ve got some cinnamon buns in the oven if you can wait a few minutes.” He grinned happily. The broad boy with a lip ring did not look the type to proudly don a pink polka dot apron, but here he was anyway selling the cutest treats ever invented.

“Danny...” She whined, “I’m tiny.”

[text]: lol i’ll never say and you’ll never know[text]: we got so cray and you called me ‘ho’[text]: *laughing with tears emoji*

“Guess who’s an official resident of Upland, now? Me! That’s right! Whattup, bitches?” Felix breaks into a ridiculous dance and song, “I’m living in Upland, I’m living in Upland, I’m living in-” He gasps and nearly knocks over a lamp when he sees someone in the kitchen doorway. “Fuck, uh, hi, you didn’t see any of that, right? Do you live here?” He gestured to the house around him, “It’s a pretty sweet set-up, but I’m getting my own place.”