#whyisitalwaysgoblins

I landed a job with a goblin, who wanted me to harvest some of the local animals and loaned me the use of his special new robot. 

Meet Butcherbot! An actual robotic nightmare. 

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See the problem with stuff like this, in the name of some goblin’s profit and efficiency, means the actual death and use of the creature is rendered indecent. Obscene. There is no respect here, nor gratitude. Just greed. 

The druids would have a stroke.