Iām watching a cartoon (āMad Jack the Pirateā if you know it) itās about a self-centered pirate who thinks heās the best even though he sucks and his search for the treasure that will make him so rich he wonāt have to work a day for the rest of his life. He also has a few episodes where he has to do dangerous favors for different people bc he owes them a lot of money - he is very poor). In this episode his uncle dies and gives him most of his fortune but he first has to transport his coffin and dog to a certain island. Just before he leaves (he is on his boat with the coffin downstairs) he hears a strange sound (which could mean that his uncle is alive) and tries to explain why his uncle being a ghost is impossible: āThereās no such thing as ghost. Plus my uncle was incredibly lazy. Now that heās dead he found the perfect excuse not to do anything. I donāt think he would give that up to start hauntingā. I feel a strange attraction to the type of person his uncle was - lazy and super rich
