#whyght

Shido will never understand why Kyoya decided to be oh-so kind and host such a disgusting party. Is he trying to suck up to the people that run Iunctum? That’s quite possible, or maybe he’s just trying to make yet ANOTHER name for himself, and be popular and all that. Insert SIGHING HERE! Oh well, at least they get free food, and stuff, right? Free room and board… That sounds extremely nice… He’s down for that.  

Even though the last time he was on this yacht he spent the entire party under the table due to EXTREME EMBARRASSMENT. However, that’s in the past. Today, is a new day, and a new yacht party. Almost no one here knows of Shido’s blunders, yes, this is perfect.

Now, there’s only one problem… That he just couldn’t BELIEVE Kyoya for. They get their own room, that’s great! Although… He has to share this same room—

With his spouse.

Subaru Sakamaki.

Okay, okay, he wasn’t that upset about it. However, his spouse, is just a little bit on the weird side. He was just so odd! He baffled Shido— and not to mention, he’s just really scary. Tall, and scary. He fears what might come out of the white-haired boy’s mouth, because 90% of the time it’s mostly something rude, or yelling.

Not to mention this guy is a recluse.

With a coffin.

Here Shido is, with THE PROBLEM. In his own room, staring at that same damned coffin… That happens to be RIGHT ON THE BED he will be sleeping in tonight (well, not anymore unless it gets removed)!

Finally, his moment of truth have arrived. He had to wait quite a bit, but it was worth it. Obviously, Iunctum was just searching for the MOST PERFECT spouse for someone as PERFECT as Shido Magoroku, himself! It was pretty exciting getting that note sent to his apartment from the top ranks who arrange the pairings after so long, he decides it’d be a swell idea to go meet him. They should be thankful, Shido going out of his own way to make him grand appearance just for his spouse.

When he arrives to apartment 1.007, he knocks on the door with his gloved hand, and slowly grows impatient when there’s no reply. How dare!!! How dare they do not open the door to Magoroku M. Magorokuson! With that, he reaches for the doorknob, and to his avail it’s actually unlocked? How unsafe, but that didn’t matter right now. He gently opens the door, and peeks through. Dropping on all fours he slowly crawls in, he speaks up with a faint “Hello?” but noting that no one is around, he stands up straight with a sigh of relief. Ah yes, good job Magoroku, good job. Stealth is A+, just like your good looks.

Although, this isn’t right… Why isn’t anyone here? Where is everyone? Hello??? Hm, odd. Very odd, indeed. Oh, well, maybe he can snoop out the place for a while before going back to his home. The house is just the same as all the other apartments he’s seen, not too shabby, but not too impressive. He makes his way into one of the bedrooms, presuming to be the smaller bedroom for the child rather than the parents and one thing he notices right off the bat is—

A coffin?

“What is this..?” He muses to himself out loud, with a scoff he walks towards it, and crouches by it, “Is this family some kind of Halloween fanatic? I think they’re a bit too late to be celebrating it, though. Ah, silly people! How outdated. What a surprise… I wonder…”

Time to take a little peek inside the coffin to see if there’s any special surprise inside it! With a sly smile on his features he gradually opens the coffin to see what contents it holds. Although, he more he opens it, he finally sees… An arm…? Clothes…! A… A PERSON!!

The coffin closes with a slam, Shido falls back on his butt against the floor of the room with a high-pitched scream, eek!

Haruka's experience as a maid, as a waiter in general, is nonexistent. But in the construction of The Cappuccino Princess, with Hana's assistance, Haruka had been dutifully trained in the responsibilities of a maid cafe. Far more customs and beliefs laid at the core of this business than he'd originally assumed, and the training he underwent molded him into what he hopes is an appropriate assistant manager. 

And first and foremost, his job title requires him to touch upon the basics and mentor the new employees in the way of The Cappuccino Princess.

"Subaru-kun, are you finished changing?" Dressed in a frilly maid's dress himself, completely at ease with his attire, one of the most important aspects of these types of establishments is being comfortable and carefree. Therefore, the first step in learning the ropes is getting used to the uniforms to sincerely face customers with the utmost respect and self-confidence.

With much dragging of his feet, Murasakibara seeks out the red team captain and fires two shots.

"How annoying...." He sighs.