Holy Shit
Okay after living on my own for 15+ years, I have had to move in with my parents (Thanks Hurricane Ian, for flooding my house and destroying most that I own ya dick!) and holy shit. Two 70+ year old people, its like children who can drive and drink.
I’m grateful that they wanted me to come live with them.
Not in the sense of I’m trying to keep them from doing stuff like a toddler or baby sense. Fuck me. This is why I’m not having kids, I have no patience for myself, a mini person of me is not happening.
I forgot how ingrained technology and internet stuff is in Gen X and the later generations. We know it because we had to learn it. I’ve been a denizen of the Internet since 1994. I know, I’m teh oldz. I’m pretty up on shit, or I’d like to think so.
Its like trying to teach Lazlo, Nadja and Nandor how to operate the interwebz. They’re not stupid people, not implying that. Its just they don’t fully listen.
My father’s hard of hearing and much like his father, doesn’t wear his hearing aids all the time. Yet, this man puts his glasses on every morning because he can not see without them. But he sits around the house without hearing aids and its like:
He gets snippy if we shout for him to hear us and he does have them in. He says that if he wears them for the day that it takes forever to charge them.
My Stepmom is one of those she gets most of the info and then runs with it, getting frustrated when its not completely right. She’s a lovely person, though she do be saying things and I’m like:
And I am not it. No srsly, you can’t say that shit. No, “you’re old” isn’t an excuse anymore. I think it’s jut there was no thinking before saying shit.
I find myself going back to teenage behaviors of listening to music, isolating myself, watching YT all the time, getting out of the house. I am trapped between two grown ass adults who are watching TV all day, on two different TVs with the volume competing. There are days that I’m so over stimulated from being stuck between them I’m ready to scream.
Ugh, that makes me a 40 year old teenager...dude, teenaging far, far beyond the point of this is fine.
