#why gender

rb if aesthetics give you gender envy >:(

does anyone want a list of things I've canonically traded my gender for in one of my group chats

Anyways, I seriously hate gendered languages with a burning passion. Your table isn't human, it's not gonna feel fucking dysphoric when it's misgendered. I'm gonna call the phone a girl all I want, bitch, I can't be arsed to keep track of this shit. Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt the bookshelf's feelings when I misgendered it? Listen, man, I can't even keep track of the names of humans, so if you think I can keep in mind your cupcake's gender, you're in for a fucking surprise. And who invented these languages anyways? WHY did they have to put a gender on literally everything? Literally what in the actual fuck WHAT CRACKHEADS WERE MAKING LANGUAGES THEY SUCK