#whorecruxes

I suppose I shall.

For all my whorecruxes who identify as female, I do hope your day is pleasing. I hope you are all permitted seats at the evil table of your choice, that you are able to fight in the most passionate of battles, that when you gaze into a mirror you see that you are beautiful and terrifying and incomprehensible.

What have I missed, gimme a recap bb

Where are all the letter chains and whorecruxes, i remember there was this person who made it official and everything

You dropped your phone in...soup? What kind of soup? How does this happen?

Why? You may ask

Death eaters: get ugly art burnt into your skin, will hurt like a bitch

Whorecruxes: cool merch and swaggy dudes, we even have bucket hats!

Death eaters: Must dress like they are still in their teenager emo phase, ugly and depressing

Whorecruxes: Cool merch and cool aesthetics, like dark academia, we attack in style B)

Death eaters: Boring name, death eaters!? Like c’mon, that sounds disgusting, at least add the words “ice-cream” or “Crisps” in the name, now that’s delicious

Whorecruxes: we have the freedom of voting, and in the result of having cool people in the whorecruxes, we got the amazing name!

Stand with me to express how whorecruxes are superior, if you can, just send more reasons to Voldemort and let him read them, if you cant, then feel free to just send— “Whorecruxes >>>”

*dramatic bow* Thank you, you all lovely whorecruxes and the ever so glorious Voldemort

If I ever put together a publicity team, remind me to hire you. Though I do feel like the films depicting my followers and I were a bit misleading - the dark wizard aesthetic is far more refined than you must be imagining.

Y’all remember the swaggy phase we had and the imaginative black whorecruxes bucket hat merch?

#Swaggy #Smort #BucketHatIsTheBest

It was all very fun in the moment, but I do wonder if you possess new material.

I believe the people have spoken.

There were some for order of the serpent tho so I'm leaving voting open for a few more hours.

[Image Description: A screenshot of 5 asks, each suggesting one or more names for the followers of this blog. Suggestions are: Ho-Cruxes/Whorecruxes, Knights of Walpurgis, Voldewhores, and Order of the Serpent.]]

[OOC - Here it is folks.

Whorecruxes - 2 votes

Knights of Walpurgis - 1 vote

Voldewhores - 1 vote

Order of the Serpent - 2 votes

I personally am preferential to either Whorecruxes or Order of the Serpent, so it's now a smackdown between those two.

If we are called the Order of the Serpent (this is so good!) and Whorecruxes (so proud) then individually, do we have a Mark? Obviously, the Death Eater Mark is only for the elite, but I would like to know the induction process to obtain both Marks.

I am rather ambitious, and agree with your point of view (or disdain) on most things.

Alice

Ah, Alice.

You truly did spark a movement. I admit, I am pleased - I now have my own larger army, the Order of the Serpent, made up of my faithful Whorecruxes. Whorecruxes. Sigh. Oh well.

As for a Mark, I do not believe you have one, not at this time. The Dark Mark is sacred, any other would cheapen it, no?