Zayn: Alright mate don't be such a dickhead I just need a touch up on my hair

Niall: Can I bring my guitar? Can I just wear my swimming shorts?

Liam: NO WE ARE ALL WEARING SUITS AND GO TOUCH UP YOUR HAIR QUICKLY! WHERE IS HARRY AND LOUIS?

Louis: DON'T YOU DARE

Harry: OH I WILL

Louis: NOT AFTER ALL THIS TIME

Harry: PLUS FOUR, LOUIS

Liam: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY PLAYING UNO

Harry and Louis: Yeah what else were we supposed to do?

Management: Boys, the interview got cancelled.

Niall: to get to the other side

Zayn: you guys are so dumb

Harry: DOES ANYONE WANNA HEAR MY NEW KNOCK KNOCK JOKE?

Louis: No, The chicken didn't make it to the other side

Liam: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Louis: The chicken flew away

Harry: KNOCK KNOCK

Niall: Who's there

Harry: Ash

Niall: Ash who

Harry: Sounds like you're catching a cold

Niall: HAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA

Louis: Harry you are not funny

HOW DID THIS EVEN GET TO THE POINT OF WANTING TO FUCK NIALL SO BAD IT HURTS