#whitebircl

[ txt to: my son ] shut the fuck that doesn’t make sense. [ txt to: my son ] its a meme im trying to be a funnyman tumblr man. stop ruining this. [ txt to: my son ] i’ll disown ur ass and then i wont give you them cash monies. [ txt to: my son ] also can you tell baeoo to clean the dishes cos i got lazy

Unfortunately, it would have been a lie to say the sentiment was reciprocated. Ivan paused mid-donut pick-up and squinted at the girl beside him. The feelings he was currently experiencing consisted of confusion, irritation and mild intrigue as to how in the world someone so small (relative to him, at least) could take up so much space, but soulmates might have been pushing it-- unless, of course, you counted a strong and sudden premonition of impending doom.

Vanessa was sitting in some cafe with an unnecessarily fancy drink, trying to relax after another day of work. Trying being the key word here, because there was a really pretty blonde woman and Vanessa was trying not to stare too much, or at least not stare too obviously. Her back was turned, making it unlikely Vanessa would get caught (for now), and Vanessa let her gaze drift back towards her - just in time for the woman to turn and meet her eyes.

Her face burning, Vanessa whipped her head back down to stare at her drink. Dammit. She probably could have played it off as being lost in thought, but that reaction was incriminating, plain and simple. Now she could only hope that the woman wasn’t too creeped out or offended.

[HE STRAIGHT UP FUCKING DIES]

[just kidding but o w that hurt] [his lip’s all busted and yup that’s some blood] 

For a moment there, Alfred is sure that this is an Oscar movie about redemption and his demons have come to haunt him. He’d hoped it’d be at 27, rather than fucking 19. He’s going to die, basically. His hands are trembling as he opens his apartment door, and tears begin to brim in his eyes soon. 

“Excuse me, Emily? Are you here?” He could never be sure. He had been told that Emily doesn’t stay on board the ship, but he sees her around with Samiri frequently enough to take the time and check.