How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
So I was gonna do some math and give you a bullshit answer but I looked up woodchucks on Wikipedia for their specs and I cant get past this part
"A report in 1883 by the New Hampshire Legislative Woodchuck Committee describes the groundhog's objectionable character:[95][96]
The woodchuck, despite its deformities both of mind and body, possesses some of the amenities of a higher civilization. It cleans its face after the manner of the squirrels, and licks its fur after the manner of a cat. Your committee is too wise, however, to be deceived by this purely superficial observation of better habits. Contemporaneous with the ark, the woodchuck has not made any material progress in social science, and it is now too late to reform the wayward sinner. The average age of the woodchuck is too long to please your committee.... The woodchuck is not only a nuisance, but also a bore. It burrows beneath the soil, and then chuckles to see a mowing machine, man and all, slump into one of these holes and disappear...."
Me too lil buddy, me too
