My friends as conspiracies:
shallowgravesandlyes : Claims to live in California, but have you ever seen her surf? Or wearing ♫daisy dukes, bikini on top♫? Very suspicious.
whirlipecle : One of the Lizard People. Stuffs their bra with baby lizardpeople for quick access. Sends their babies into the bodies of useless fuckboys to become their new host bodies.
widowhunt: Is she human, or is she pasta cleverly disguised as a young human lady? Think about it. She makes frequent mention of her deaf parents. You know what else can’t hear? A FAMILY OF PASTA. #Confirmed
ovyy-pvcure: One of the Faceless Ones. Do not anger at all costs. Accepts tribute in the form of ponytails.
Moose: If she’s really perpetuallyupsetaboutbuckybarnes, why have i heard her laugh?Â
th0sejetpackblues and alpha5-vevo: If they’re really Ari and John-Paul, then where is all of their hair? Either they’re impostors, or sacrificing their hair as body parts to raise a small demon. Prince had to come from SOMEWHERE, after all. He allows Angel to appear more evil, but it is a farce.
shnopals: Claims to be top PUNdit. It’s okay though, she memes well
