#whfr

1. You, I Always Need You by hollano_ov | 16,015 | Rated E Shane really isn't looking for a relationship, which is why having Ilya around is nice. No strings attached, only great sex. It's a win all around. The only problem is that Ilya is way, way too nice to Shane's stupid cat.

2. the ice knows our names (and keeps our secrets) by Keullala | 38,205 | Not Rated In which hockey prodigy Shane and Russian figure skater Ilya, who first met at an athlete development program for teenagers, collide again at the Olympics after years of not seeing each other. There, they are forced to confront who they almost were to each other.

3. sunburn by wermbrain | 5,784 | Not Rated “There is this club. Here in Boston. It is queer club, but secret. No phones, sign NDA beforehand. The cover charge is high, so is more– more exclusive.” He says this nonchalantly, gesturing to the air. He looks up and makes eye contact with Shane. “We could go.” Shrugs. “Together.” Shane stares at him, mouth open slightly. He waits for the punchline, like Rozanov is setting up some ridiculous joke. Rozanov just stares back at him, almost as if he isn’t breathing. It takes Shane a second to realize that he is being serious, and the earnestness of the invitation nearly brings him to his knees. “Ilya Rozanov,” Shane grins. “Are you asking me out on a date?” Or Shane and Ilya go dancing.

4. start a fire, or a war by decideophobia | 6,079 | Rated E Now, he’s at the airport on his way to Tampa for the fucking All-Star Game where he will not only be on the same team as Hollander but where he will also be his captain and center, and fucking Hollander is staring at him half naked from a fucking magazine stand like he’s daring Ilya to buy the magazine. He isn’t going to buy it, of course. Or Ilya watches Rose Landry put lipstick marks on one Shane Hollander and loses his fucking mind.

5. An Evil Spirit, A Passion, Or An Idea by rottenraebirch | 13,850 | Rated E Immediately following the events of Episode 6, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov return to the cottage and spend the next number of days talking, fucking, and sharing secrets about their relationship the other person doesn't know.

6. typing… by shaneviews | 21,355 | Not Rated Shane Hollander receives a thirst trap from an unknown number and absolutely should not reply, especially considering how much he and Ilya Rozanov can’t stand each other in real life.

7. turn the radio down by lizee | 39,419 | Rated E Shane Hollander has had a crush on Ilya Rozanov from afar for the past three years. They finally meet at a party.

8. straight-laced skates all tangled up together by Anonymous | 15,534 | Rated T “You know, one day you’re gonna meet someone you love so much you’ll want to toss all your stupid rules out the window just to be around them,” Jessica told him the day they broke up. God, Shane remembers thinking. I fucking hope not.

9. lay me down on the altar, and forever’s what i’ll vow by justhockey | 8,127 | Rated E “Am I too boring for you?” He doesn’t mean to ask. Doesn’t mean for those words to come out. They fall from his lips before he has a chance to stop them, and the second they’re out there he wants to take them back. He wants to swallow them down so they can’t hurt anyone but himself. Because Ilya…Ilya flinches. “What.”

2. the coast is not clear by WriteThroughTheNight | 8,252 | Rated M Shane lies, that first night, to keep Rozanov to himself a little longer. The changes spiral out from there.

3. love reveals by rockinhamburger | 20,742 | Rated E Ilya and Shane are married, the team is great, the sex is awesome. There are no problems. Okay, some problems.

4. Worth the wait? by maoli_min | 20,770 | Rated E At the age of 22, Shane Hollander has never had sex. Not because he doesn't want to, but because he's strict about only sleeping with someone he's truly committed to. Except for the past few months he's regularly making out with Ilya Rozanov, his best friend of three years, and it drives Ilya so crazy that Shane lets him go jerk off in the bathroom after nothing more than just kissing. But as the weeks pass and the want between them grows, Shane starts to realize that the person he's been waiting for might have been there all along.

5. I Know You Want Me to Want You by OrYouCouldHaveMine | 5,424 | Rated E Shane and Ilya call it quits after the All-Stars game when Ilya says they can't be anything. He says no one will fuck Shane like he can and Shane takes that personally, starting a two year cycle of sending each other ratings of the other people they fuck.

6. ten out of ten by gurlsrool | 10,798 | Rated M The man who topped Shane in Mexico posts about his experience, Ilya contemplates murder, and the other queer NHL players get caught in the crossfire.

7. a priceless collection by hearteyedhollanov (steddieasitgoes) | 6,204 | Rated M Ilya discovers Shane's secret collection of hockey cards and is surprised to see just how many Ilya Rozanov cards Shane has.

8. It's Brave to Be Nothing to No One At All by hollano_ov | 23,050 | Rated E A road trip through California, a nice second hand car, and the beginning of the end. Or: Shane and Ilya agree to end it on a good note.

9. I've been wearing nothing every time I call you (and I'm starting to feel weird about it) by mightyd0lphin | 5,233 | Rated E Shane downloads Grindr. Ilya goes into a jealous spiral. Set pre-tuna melt.

1. Strawberries & Cigarettes (They Always Taste Like You) by Keullala | 38,317 | Not Rated In which hockey captain Ilya Rozanov drunkenly agrees to a bet to make the nerdy Shane Hollander fall in love with him.

2. No you didn’t (I love you so much) by blood_and_butter | 17,457 | Rated M Five times Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov share embarrassing early-relationship lore because the other needs to hear it, plus one time they inadvertently share it with the internet.

3. your name on my skin by innocencediedscreaming | 12,641 | Rated E This is stupid, he thinks to himself. And yet, a few taps later, he’s staring at the search bar, typing three words he never would have expected to Google when he woke up that morning. Ilya Rozanov thong. Or Shane buys lingerie and Ilya loses his mind.

4. apply pads (shock now!) by blongblong | 34,467 | Rated E When Paramedic Shane Hollander and EMT Hayden Pike start working nights, they expect to spend their shifts getting fucked over by Response Paramedic, and notorious asshole, Ilya Rozanov. Shane does end up getting fucked, just not in the way he was expecting.

5. the moment of perception by yourinsomnia | 3,387 | Rated E Shane didn't want a lap dance until he saw him. Or Ilya Rozanov is a stripper who looks really good in a thong and stilettos.

6. Dialing You (Sorry, Darling You) by hollano_ov | 13,303 | Rated E Shane works in IT. Ilya’s computer always seems to be fucked up.

7. Select All by Regolith (metonym) | 47,305 | Rated E When never-hooked-up Shane and Ilya have to collaborate on a league charity project, Shane accidentally sends Ilya a nude.

8. Take Up Arms (Yours in Mine) by yourinsomnia | 7,558 | Rated E Ilya Rozanov is Shane's ex-rival, his barely tolerable teammate, his perfect right wing, also concurrently an annoying presence in his Snapchat messages, a budding friend perhaps, and a general thorn in his backside. None of this, of course, explains why Shane is subjected to every single account of Ilya's sexual exploits or why Shane is secretly interested in them… Or a texting fic featuring emotionally stunted men, a slightly toxic friendship, and weaponized jealousy.

9. something about the sunshine, baby by artfullofchaos | 48,504 | Rated E Ilya Rozanov can't understand what's so great about Shane Hollander. He's a conceited, vain, and superficial celebrity who only cares about money and his music. Probably. Ilya can never remember exactly what he dislikes about the man when Hollander looks at him with his mesmerizing eyes and lets him fuck him the way Ilya likes. Whatever, he's never had such strong principles anyway.