"PICK UP THE DAMN DENDEN SABO" - A
if you haven't checked out @where-does-the-heart-lie 's latest Witch au
then you NEED TO
so I was crying to Wherty cuz, yk, canonverse, and the hilarious idea of "Ghost!Ace staying around to look after his siblings" was born.
the issue is, neither Sabo nor Luffy are good at Taking Care of Themselves, so poor Ace is out there watching his brothers do Stupid Shit, all he can do is scold them after the fact but... he can easily be ignored, so he breaks stuff until they're forced to pick up the Denden Mushi and stop ignoring the Ouija Boards and the Literal Writing on the Walls
So the true victims are their friends, who beg them to "PLEASE STOP IGNORING YOUR BROTHER OR HE WILL DESTROY THE PLACE"
Koala specially considers just Vanishing The Guy (before he burns down Valtigo) but Sabo hits her with the wettest, sadest eyes ever and she (predicably) crumbles to the ground cuz she would never cause her friend such pain
and Valtigo burns to the ground














